INT. MOVIE STUDIO. DAY
Producers David Ellison and Dana Goldberg meet with a SHADOWY STUDIO HEAD to pitch their new movie Terminator Genisys.
DAVID ELLISON
No, no, they don't send the Terminator back this time. Skynet sends it back and they send Kyle Reese like in the first movie. But Skynet sent another Terminator back to raise Sarah Connor.
DANA GOLDBERG
Because Terminator is really all about parents.
DAVID ELLISON
It's about the future and how the past shapes who you are. So what if Skynet realizes it's better to change the past.
DANA GOLDBERG
With a dad.
DAVID ELLISON
What's more dangerous than a bad upbringing?
DANA GOLDBERG
Exactly. Have you seen History of Violence? Imagine History of Violence, with time travel and plasma rifles.
DAVID ELLISON
And Dr. Who. The one with the face.
DANA GOLDBERG
It's about parents. The whole Terminator series. Think about it.
SHADOWY STUDIO HEAD
(Leaning forward in silhouette, eyes seeming to glow red)
Do it.
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