The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Aptitude Test

Small child, what is your favorite activity?

• A. Leading.
• B. Doing machines.
• C. Being crude, but cool.
• D. Overeating while abusing household pets.

LEADIN'

You find a wallet in the street. Do you:

• A. Take it to the local constabulary.
• B. Assemble a small, marketable robot for the purpose of returning it to your local constabulary.
• C. Crack wise about the status of missing wallet(e.g. “Now that’s what I call losing your money;” possibly something far less clever).
• D. Use contents of wallet on burgeoning drug habit; place wallet under tongue in anticipation of expected overdose.

What is your worst quality?

• A. Inability to follow.
• B. Preoccupation with machinery, gears; cog-based hobbies.
• C. Well timed situation-based puns.
• D. Closets upon closets of Hawaiian shirts. Also, coming out of blackouts guilty of murder.

What is your favorite food?

• A. Pizza.
• B. Pizza.
• C. Pizza.
• D. Pizza-style bagel foodlets.

If you could talk to anyone in the world, who would it be?

• A. God, or the man who invented Sears.
• B. The one, the only: Mr. Eddie Deezen.
• C. Star Search finalist Dave “Uncle Joey” Coulier.
• D. Whoever owned the mailbox I befouled last night- I left my wallet inside your cat and I need it back, bro.