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"Dudes, that Wiccan chick with the diaper in Accounting just let go all over her seat!"


Disabled Diaper.


VERY CAREFULLY!!!!!


First you get the money. Then you get the trust. Then you get the diaper.

– Jon "@fart" Hendren (@fart)

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