Fall 2010 Syllabus
Phone: I will not answer.
- Condescending and Critical Remarks regarding intelligence, appearance, and socioeconomic status.
- Bold Lies regarding grades, due dates, and class expectations
- Contradicting and Confusing lessons
- Three Hundred Dollars of Debt
- An F or Another Non-passing Grade.
Objectives will be completed through poorly explained assignments, dubious test questions, a variety of thick accents that range from central Africa, eastern Asia, Australia, and a Donald Duck impression, and photocopies of this quality:
Unabridged Dictionary circa late 19th century,
And five additional books that cost fifty dollars and will not be used. (New Editions Required!)
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