SkyMall Product Reviews: Peacock Goddess Sculpture

This article is part of the SkyMall Product Reviews series.

While there's an enchanting mythological thread of legend between the stately peacock and the fair goddess, this is the first time we've seen it rendered in sculptural form!

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By Enlightened from Bismarck, ND

This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.

Age: 56-60

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By NaughtyByNature from Enumclaw, WA

Wow! This Is a Beautiful Example of Love in Nature. What We Have Here Is a Peacock (a Bird) Gearing up to Perform Cunnilingus on a Maiden. Mega Dittos to the Lamp Makers for Capturing This Natural Moment. It Is Very Pleasing.

Age: 36-40

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By Savvy Dan from Ocala, FL

I was holding off on getting this, but with the recent news that SkyMall is bankrupt thanks to Obama, I didn't want to miss out. I ordered 3 because it would be stupid not to. If any of y'all have brains, you'll be buying everything you can get while you can still get it.

Age: 31-35

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By Prayer Warrior from Tuscaloosa, AL

Completely unacceptable. I was so busy looking at the beautiful peacock, peacock detailing and ornate tree stump that I failed to notice the nauseating nude. Like all good people, I find the female form ridiculously inappropriate and unfit for viewing. I have since removed that part of the lamp and disposed of it in a crevice.

Age: 41-50

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By Proud Turtle Breeder from Delta, UT

Pros: Been staring at her constantly. Looks like they got the details right.

Cons: Painful headaches and white spots in my vision that won't go away. Whose bright idea was it to put a blinding lightbulb next to a naked lady? That's just stupid design.

Age: 56-60

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By Wilbur Paskiewicz from Myrtle Beach, SC

SO SO BEAUTIFUL. You'll want to not only sleep with the light on but sleep with the light itself. Gorgeous plumage.

Age: 46-50

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By Scott from Appleton, WI

It doesn't capture the subtle softness, warmth and texture of human flesh that i so desperately crave

Age: 56-60

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By ProGunProLife from Richmond, VA

Skymall, I'm dying to know, what happens next? Does the bird and the lady get it on or what? Where's the follow-up lamp?

Age: 41-45

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By Waterworks from Fort Wayne, IN

My new mail order wife is making me get rid of all my bestiality themed light fixtures. Had a good run with this one, but MY NEW DICTATOR isn't having any of it. I'm in hell.

Age: 56-60

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By Randian Ready from Las Cruces, NM

Breast size is laughably small. Don't waste your money.

Age: 26-30

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