 | The Outlaw Johnny Hunt is now listed as incarcerated.
1 minutes ago. 0 Comments |
 | Doc Beauzerau hey pawley, you owe me 10 grand now.
3 minutes ago. 7 Comments | Sheriff Pawley Good work, Beauzerau. But what I can't reckon is why you shaved off all his body hair? | | Doc Beauzerau hahaha couldn't help myself. after i drugged him he was just sleepin' there like a baby. |  | Sooty Stan doc, you are one snaky bastard. |  | Rapid City Russ dag namit! we almost had him too! |  | Tiny Madison if it weren't for my DUMB POSSE getting our horses all tangled up and half sunk in quicksand, we'd of had him for sure. |  | Mad Bill Boothe you had a good run, Johnny. Here's wishing you a pleasant and uneventful train ride back east. I'm sure Sheriff Pawley will take good care of you. |  | Vaquero Esquerra NUTS! --Vaquero Esquerra |
|
| The Outlaw Johnny Hunt added three new notches on my belt today and one hell of a hole to my gut. RIP ya useless shits.
30 minutes ago. 3 Comments | Doc Beauzerau happy to lend my services if ya need 'em, hunt.
| | The Outlaw Johnny Hunt Doc, you may be a goddamn fruit, but you're the finest goddamn fruit I know.
|  | Bad James Randall ain't bounty hunting ever again. I'm still cleaning Boyd Boon's guts outta my chaps.
|
|
 | Bronco Bob, Boyd Boon and Tex Crawford are now listed as dead.
32 minutes ago. 1 Comment
 | Father Gerald The Lord delivers! Been hankerin' to preside over a funeral, and now I've got not one but three! Expect to see you all comin' out to pay your respects. |
|
 | Bronco Bob get that 10000 ready, Pawley. Justice is about to be dealt.
3 hours ago. 1 Comment
 | Wild Ron Johnny Hunt, you sure know how to rile up a crowd. |
|
| Bronco Bob is fixin to form a posse. Could really use a healer. Doc, you in?
5 hours ago. 5 Comments | Doc Beauzerau I'm stickin' neutral in this skirmish. if any outlaws or bounty hunters need treatin', i'm bound by trade to heal as best i can. no sides taken here. |  | Slimy Morgan good to see you doin' the honorable thing, Doc! | | Bad James Randall Reckon I'll ride with you, Bronco. The other posses don't seem to be taken this as seriously. |  | Tex Crawford Ain't slept a wink since Johnny Hunt threatened me. Time to bring him to justice. |  | Boyd Boon Need money for the new SmartLasso 3d. I'm in. |
|
 | John Red Eagle Keep up the good work, John Hunt. Every day you're free the white man spends less time raping my people.
7 hours ago. 5 Comments
 | Cincinnati Pete well that ain't hardly fair, Red Eagle. |  | Yodelin' Red Paskiewicz I know ya don't like us askin' ya injun questions all the time, but is it possible for an indian to cast some kinda spell to make a guy's pecker shrink? | | Doc Beauzerau i'm afraid this is very real, Red, and there ain't no cure in all of the white man's medicine. | | John Red Eagle Yodeling Man, the spirits of my ancestors are angry, and they often lash out at the genitals of the land-stealing white man. | | Slimy Morgan I know ya fellas is just jokin, but yer just jokin right?? I got enough on my mind without havin to worry about ornery injuns poppin out of the prairie grass to blast my tender bits with black magic. |
|
| Vaquero Esquerra haha forget tiny madison's posse. ride with me if you wanna see some real justice.
7 hours ago. 3 Comments | Rapid City Russ we ride together |  | Wenatchee Kid we die together | | Vaquero Esquerra bad boys for life!!! |
|
| Tiny Madison who wants to posse up? 10000 is a heck of a lot of scratch.
7 hours ago. 5 Comments | Blackboots McCoy with that kind of money i could do wonders at the tables. count me in, madison. |  | Hoagy Calhoun can't rightly let a fool like you ride unchaperoned. i'm ridin' with ya. | | Sooty Stan gonna sit this one out fellas. Johnny Hunt has paid me a kindness on more'n one occasion. | | The Outlaw Johnny Hunt Think yer mistaken me with someone else, Sooty. I've always thought of ya as a yellow-bellied shitbrain. | | Sooty Stan Welp, I'll fetch my saddle fellas. |
|
| The Outlaw Johnny Hunt ain't one son of a bitch in all the west stands chance to catch me.
8 hours ago. 1 Comment | Sheriff Pawley Hereby escalatin' my offer to dead or alive. Wouldn't mind ya dead, Hunt, even if I'm itchin' to tighten that noose about your neck myself. |
|
 | Tallahassee Parcy it's nothing personal, but when I find Johnny Hunt I'm going to subject him to a beating so grim not even Doc Beauzerau will be able to piece him back together. Lord help him... and me, for my terrible temper.
10 hours ago. 4 Comments | Tallahassee Parcy I don't mean to repeat myself, but I'll mash his face so badly there won't be nothin' left of him but a pile of oozin' pus and blood and a few chips of bone for the little coyotes to chew on. | | Tallahassee Parcy Suspect I'll have to deliver him to Pawley in a cask, so broken and mangled will he be. | | Slimy Morgan boy howdy! sounds like you got a case of the Mondays! | | Tallahassee Parcy May the Lord spare you from my wrath, Morgan. Only He knows how badly I wanna rip yer ears off and crush yer jaw under my boot heel. |
|
| Sheriff Pawley I've had just enough of Johnny Hunt's law-breakin' ways. So hear ye this everybody: $10,000.00 to whoever helps capture the son of a bitch!
11 hours ago. 5 Comments | Mad Bill Boothe Sheriff, allow me to express my eternal gratitude for your dedication. I sleep better at night knowin yer on the job keepin this great frontier safe from scoundrels like Hunt. Much obliged. | | Sheriff Pawley Careful, Boothe. After Hunt, yer next. I know you've been robbin' trains and spendin' stupid. Ain't no man needs to trot around with 2 SmartLassos. | | Mad Bill Boothe ain't a crime to have two of anything, Sheriff. I'm just enjoying the spoils of honest livin and hard work. | | Father Gerald do the right thing and turn yourself in, Johnny. It's your first step to salvation. |  | Cowboy Charlie Johnny Hunt's an OK fella by my accord, but that kinda money sure does get a guy questionin' the interplay of friendship and commerce. |
|
