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Sheriff Woolbridge is now following Chicago Bill
Chicago Bill Ain't never shot a man who weren't meant to die. Till tonight. Lord save me.
Rapid City Russ what in tarnation did I drink? awoke halfway between los moches and navajoa with one boot.
Cowboy Charlie learnt a mighty hard lesson on the perils of courtship in this goddanged lawless age.
Cowboy Bradley These hands ain't unaccustomed to labor, but goddamn it if I still can't figure out how this th
Mad Bill Boothe is looking to form an exploratory posse to deliberate on the prospect of a train robbery.
Tex Crawford where is my dadblamed horse!!!!!!!!! she needs her medicine dang it!!!!
Yodelin' Red Paskiewicz is flourishing despite the yodelin' downturn. Don't worry y'all!
Hoagy Calhoun hoowee! saddle's so dang old my derriere is pinker'n a dodge city whore
Boyd Boon has invited you to ClaimBuddy, where you can assess the value of your claim in one click!
John Red Eagle is very excited about the new treaty. Knock on wood!
Tall James McGinley is no longer lonesome.
Ol' Floyd Carson is known as June Carson. Any man who objects ain't gonna live to see daylight.
The Outlaw Johnny Hunt is now listed as incarcerated.
Wenatchee Kid isck of beans........SICK OF BEANS!!!!!
Vaquero Esquerra next fella makes a joke regardin my height is fixin to be a notch in my six-shooter's handle.
Bad James Randall shoot! ain't there noplace on this forsaken praire to adopt a kitten?
Tiny Madison I befriended a chinaman in the railroad camp but I can't remember which one! Shoot! bong? bang?
Prospectin' Doyle claim for sale. gently used. light water dmg. make offer.
Cincinnati Pete god in his glory shall replenish each buffalo i kill
Doc Beauzerau elbow deep in jim hoyle's gut-shot torso and he endeavors to cut a toot! gross but funny
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