 | Hoagy Calhoun call me old fashioned, but I think lassos were just as good back in my youth without all these newfangled bells and whistles
15 minutes ago. 5 Comments | Tallahassee Parcy Hoagy, it's fussy old luddites like you that give all us old-timers a bad name. But I'll be god-danged if I don't agree with you. |  | Cowboy Charlie You fellas just don't understand. Don't see how I ever got by without my SmartLasso. | | Tallahassee Parcy SmartLasso is nothing but horse-shit. Surprised those slick salesmen at the Pinnacle Lasso Company booth took you in, Charlie. |  | Hoppy fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff |  | Rutherford Griffith great contribution, hoppy |
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 | Bad James Randall as a victim of a diamondback myself, I found Doc Beauzerau's contribution to the panel on snakebite medicine fairly lackluster
1 hour ago. 5 Comments| |  | Doc Beauzerau fuck you BJR |  | Bronco Bob boy howdy, doc, all that demonstratory snakebite sucking left some venom on your tongue | | Doc Beauzerau lol bob. no BRJ is just mad because he lost his manhood on account of nerve damage from that bite and now he cant please his wife. |  | Blackboots McCoy you're the meanest cuss I ever seen, Beauzerau, but I'll be damned if you don't make me laugh to wake the devil | | Bad James Randall you'll die bloody, doc. Might not be me who does it, but you'll die bloody. |
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 | Yodelin' Red Packiewicz why'd they schedule me at the same time as the pinnacle keynote? Not a single solitary soul showed up for my yodelin' demonstration.
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 | Father Gerald the LORD is the only technology a man needs, and I am the LORD's "SmartLasso!" Repent!
2 hours ago. 1 Comment| |  | Slimy Morgan I ain't got nothin but the sincerest respect for you, Father, but can't you for once in your life just shut up about the lord
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 | John Red Eagle believes that the vaunted "geotracking" feature of the Pinnacle SmartLasso is no match for the tracking ability of my people.
2 hours ago. 1 Comment| |  | Gray Clay Bailey don't I recall you losing your own moccasin and hollerin up and down town about it for two hours fore you recollected that you'd been holdin it in your own hand the whole time?
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 | Tiny Madison became a fan of the Pinnacle Lasso Company
3 hours ago. 4 Comments| | | Tiny Madison woo!!! just got a SmartLasso!! Pretty danged expensive and a lot of waiting in line, but it was worth it!!! |  | Wenatchee Kid congrats tiny! can I borrow it? | | Tiny Madison no way |  | Vaquero Esquerra pinnacle lassos suck and y'all suck
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 | Tall James McGinley is now listed as lonesome.
2 hours ago. 1 Comment| | | Doc Beazarau cry me a fucking river mcginley
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 | Rapid City Russ y'all get a gander at the whores over at the Stetson booth? My lips hurt from whistlin!
4 hours ago. 4 Comments| |  | Tex Crawford those ain't whores you idiot, those are booth babes | | Mad Bill Boothe keep my goddamn name out of your dirty mouth, Tex Crawford |
| Vaquero Esquerra look how dumb u are Mad Bill | | Mad Bill Boothe my sincere apologies, Tex, it appears as though I misread your comment and in my pique responded hurtfully |
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 | Prospectin' Doyle can't believe I sat through the whole pinnacle lassos keynote. Big Hank Jobs is nothing but a rotten snake-oil salesman.
4 hours ago. 1 Comment | Duke snake-oil or not, sure would love to get my hands on one of them smartlassos... |
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 | Cincinnati Pete only two minutes till the pinnacle lassos keynote starts! gonna live-rustle this thing
4 hours ago. 5 Comments
| Cincinnati Pete Big Hank Jobs just took the stage! | | Cincinnati Pete Big Hank Jobs is lookin positively robust despite the recent snakebite | | Cincinnati Pete this is the big one, folks! Big Hank Jobs just announced the smartlasso! | | Cincinnati Pete smartlasso features announced: autospin, geotracking, three customizable bronco modes | | Cincinnati Pete price announced for smartlasso: forty goddamn dollars!!! that's more'n my horse cost!!! |
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 | Chicago Bill just wanted to let y'all know i'm alive................
4 hours ago. 8 Comments| |  | The Outlaw Johnny Hunt ITS A GOD DAMN MIRRICLE |  | Sheriff Woolbridge I saw you hang, Chicago Bill. There ain't no way. | | Mad Bill Boothe I smell the distinct aroma of bullshit. |  | Wild Ron what in tarnation? bill, if this is true, meet me out at the old hidin spot | | Vaquero Esquerra lol is that you beauzerau | | Doc Beauzerau hahaha you caught me esquerra. I found bill's password with some of his personal shit when he died. | | Wild Ron I swear to Christ I'm gonna shoot you dead, Beauzerau | | Doc Beauzerau lol |
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 | Sooty Stan god damn it!!! tell me if I miss anything!!!
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| Sooty Stan at the convention center now... can't find a goddamn place to tie my horse
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 | Buford Bronson Anybody got a spare horse could get me to the Pinnacle convention? I'd be much obliged. Lost mine in a horse fire.
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