Dragonfish have teeth on their tongue. FUCK THAT.
The Black Devil Angler is like one big evil head. Ummmmm...NOPE.
The Pacific Gyre. Millions of tons of garbage in the ocean. Maybe we're the real scariest thing in the ocean. GARBAGE!
Illegal Immigrants. Here they come. ADIOS.
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