This article is part of the Instruction for a Help series.
Quiet come.
Deep until heart of earth warm a bodie up.
Wait for me Red Friend.
I cling to crack in a rock.
I rest on deep water meat forgot.
Sleep now, Red Friend.
Sleep now, until I sing again in the juice of the world.
Sleep now, until a frond touch a th
Read how the other side endured in Words From Below.
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