 Rating:  | Names: Brianna Bearclaw, Ron and Helen, Mitzy Honeyholes Areas: The Mists of Ravenloft, Your Den, Assisted Living Height: 8 bolts king's vermilion Weight: Unknowable by science Hair: White tufts, menopausal knit Face: Elderminx Eyes: Rheumy, clouded Bust: Sullen Specialties:
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User Comments
| User | Recommend | Experience |
| rob_gurt | YES | Everything I wanted to know and more about the '75 Packers, plus she swallows. I hear her story about the moon landing on TV goes great with a deep anal session. |
| thasniffer | YES | She looks clean, but she's positively filthy. Notes of Zostrix and Vaseline, well-soiled gussets abound and you don't need Luminol to find the sac-like deposits of previous visitors fermenting like wine. An absolute delight |
| thrillho | YES | I tore that shit OUT. Don't tell me about no price of a house in 1950, I just want to pound that like Mike Tyson found a baby by the side of the road. No strings attached! Great session, bring earplugs. |
| KINGSEX | YES | Worked my unit till I was shooting cartilage. Told me about Manny Henderson who used to work for the mayor and owned a hardware store while I dropped megaloads up her filthy shitter. Already scheduled another visit. |
| japan_travels | YES | Free ribbon candy soothes mind, voracious appetite soothes loin. Many explosions inside different entries. Maximum experience. |
 Rating:  | Names: Cumhanthotep, Shirley Shitpipe, Eschaton Areas: The Valley of Kings, Fuxor, Newark Height: 9 foots, 6 idges Weight: 28 very heavy stones Hair: Felt, stripy, jangling Face: Frosted Eyes: Fat Bust: Moist, spongy Specialties:
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User Comments
| User | Recommend | Experience |
| thasniffer | YES | Magnificent! Unwashed delights! Sour milk and caked on feces mix with a fun house theme. Gooey where it counts. |
| KINGSEX | YES | Had my doubts, but she was eager to please. Be sure to put a plastic tarp down beforehand though. Lots of oozing and smearing. |
| rob_gurt | YES | Barely a recommend. Good under the sheets, despite the smell, but she bit my wife and me viciously just before she left. |
| thrillho | NO | This was the first girl I ever hired and I almost never hired another girl again. Yeah, I blew it up like Saddam's palace, Thrillho doesn't do anything halfway, but I felt awful the next day. |
| Chuck | YES | Hey, did we go to school together or something? You look so familiar. Wanna meet up some time or something? I think it would be a lot of fun to reminiss. |
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