 Rating:  | Names: Thexetor Warwick, Thex, Generalissimo Balldrainer Areas: Denver, Under Denver, Sub-Denver, Ur-Denver Height: 1.74 meters Weight: 174 kilograms Hair: Oiled, blacked, inflammable Face: Tom Clancy Eyes: Approximately even Bust: Caramel and nougat Specialties:
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User Comments
| User | Recommend | Experience |
| KINGSEX | YES | From a block away I thought it was a giant eggplant. She felt like it too, all the best. Love. |
| thasniffer | YES | Just a bit of astringent over the aroma of sour sores and smegma. She pulled me down into a sewer of pleasure. |
| thasniffer | YES | Second visit. Her legs were off in a good way. Something came bubbling out and I loved it. |
| thrillho | YES | Owned her face. Gave it to her like I was UPS man with a boner delivery. She loved it. |
| japan_travels | YES | Breeding pool in lair. Ape man shambles to a baby, and then I explode. Give some more to me, thanks! |
 Rating:  | Names: Krysmas Crayons, Bendbars Liftgates, Dakota Areas: Los Angeles, San Diego, Sector 14 Height: 3 stories Weight: Displaces 800-tons Hair: Unexpected, prehensile Face: Alphabetically organized Eyes: Forward-facing Bust: Detachable when startled Specialties:
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User Comments
| User | Recommend | Experience |
| thasniffer | NO | Lots of smell folds and coves, but she smells like a desiccant packet from a salt shaker. |
| rob_gurt | NO | Shattered our windows with her unearthly wail, would not come down off the ceiling. Finally we had to chase her out with a broom. Left her tits everywhere. |
| KINGSEX | NO | Might as well have fucked the tits of a yield sign. Christ almighty. |
| Chuck | YES | I love your pics Krysmas. Where do you hang out? I would like to get to know you and maybe buy you dinner. Can you take a check if I make it out to "cash?" |
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