Flying Rod Seeks Stationary BBW Arse (pics) by HOTROD69
WHAT: CRYPTID SEEKING HUMAN
FOR: Hookup
WHERE: Yucatan, Mexico
Mmmmm girl I love em thick I hope you love em diaphanous screw-bodied and aimed at that nasty bootyhole. Married so I need you to be discrete please lower yourself into a cenote while I do crazy flappy moves on your stink wrinkle. Willing to travel. Love ya!!!
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Montauk T-Monster with Tina (pics) by tgstewiegriffin
WHAT: CRYPTID SEEKING HUMAN
FOR: Hookup
WHERE: Montauk, New York
Am I a raccoon? A turtle with no shell? Hardly. Gorgeous, well-hung Montauk Monster bottom has tits and tix to Tina. I've been in the surf all day and I worked up a powerful thirst. Huge cocks, ahoy, feed this messy monster, I've got a need for seed.
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Must Love Velociraptors (pics) by Jurassic_Mark
WHAT: CRYPTID SEEKING HUMAN
FOR: Friendship and maybe more
WHERE: Portland, OR
I am a very passionate dinosaur, and literally one of a kind. I'm outlooking for long term relationship with an honest and caring woman I am only looking for someone who is willing to build a friendship as well as a relationship. I like to chase wild hogs and eat hikers, I like to rest in the forest. I truly hope if it be me or not we all find who we are looking for.
* PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT THIS USER WITH SPAM OR UNSOLICITED MESSAGES
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