Burt's Power Points: Spring Sale

This article is part of the Burt's PowerPoints series.

Buy! Sell! Business at your Fingertips!

Business is the engine driving our economy and my professional business PowerPoints are the gasoline or at the very least the windshield wiper fluid.

"JAPANESE INVASION" - $49.95 (INCLUDES CUSTOMIZABLE COMPANY NAME)

"INSTANT PROMOTION" - $49.95 (INCLUDES CUSTOMIZABLE ACCOMPLISHMENTS)

Family Emergencies

Communicating with family is the most difficult thing there is, but I make it easy by translating the toughest conversations into easy-to-digest presentations you can email to your family.

"PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN" - $19.95 (INCLUDES CUSTOMIZABLE REASONS)

"BRET IS NO GOOD" - $19.95 (INCLUDES CUSTOMIZABLE BRET DENOUNCEMENTS)

More Legal Documents

Every good court case starts with a quality presentation, and I make the kind of PowerPoints used by high-profile defense attorneys and prosecutors.

"YOU LEAVE ME NO OTHER CHOICE" - $49.95 (INCLUDES CUSTOMIZABLE LAWSUIT REASON)

"IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED, PHYLLIS?" - $49.95 (INCLUDES CUSTOMIZABLE BEQUEATHMENTS)

Need a different PowerPoints? Check out my ready-made presentations, perfect for over 100 different scenarios. Let one of these serve your needs:

• Two Wrongs Don't Make a Fight
• You Call Those Muscles?
• You're All Fired (Sorry But The Economy is Down and So Are Sales)
• Enchiladas are not welcome in my house
• Reasons I Do Not Enjoy Frasier (includes graph)
• How to Best The Competition
• Interview Magic Bullet: The PowerPoints Resume"
• My friend just crashed his SUV
• It's Been a Banner Year!
• "Winning Strategy" tactical military PowerPoints for Arm Forces use.
• ...and anything else you can imagine! Email me your idea for a quote
• Why I'm Unavailable to Help Install Your Sump Pump (bad back, etc.)
• I'm going to nurse this sick bird back to health with or without you
• Peanut allergy facts and figures (includes peanut allergy facts and figures)

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