Burt's Power Points: Independence Day Sale

This article is part of the Burt's PowerPoints series.

Celebrate Independence Day In Style

Turn your backyard BBQ into something to remember with one of my poignant, patriotic presentations (PPP) guaranteed to get people fist clapping and hand pumping to the inspirational songs of America. "USA" they will chant, and you will be the hero of the show leading your audience through the greatest presentation they have ever seen.

"ENDURING SYMBOL OF FREEDOM" - $29.95 (50% OFF!) (CUSTOMIZE TO TELL YOUR INSPIRING STORY)

"FOUNDING FATHERS" - $69.95 (50% OFF!) (NO CUSTOMIZATION NECESSARY)

Your Every Legal Need

There is no escaping the courtroom these days with lawyers coming at you from every direction. Well, I say give 'em a taste of their own medicine. My PowerPoints are not only admissible in court (I have brought them in on a thumb drive every single time I have been in court), but they are keep people riveted until the very end.

"YOUR HONOR, MEET JUSTICE" - $49.95 (50% OFF!) (INCLUDES CUSTOMIZABLE NAMES/SIGNATURE)

"PHYLLIS' WEB OF LIES" - $99.95 (50% OFF!) (INCLUDES CUSTOMIZABLE WIFE CONSPIRACY)

Don't forget I've made dozens of other versatile PowerPoints fit for your needs, whatever those needs may be!

• Boss, I Am Too Tired to Finish This Report
• ...and anything else you can imagine! Email me your idea for a quote
• I deserve more from my children
• I'm just as handsome as Ryan Gooseling
• Expert eCommerce Strategies from Doug the Talking Dog
• You Call That Success?
• The Courts May Recognize "Our" Divorce, But I Don't
• There are Many Masculine Floral Patterns, Bret
• Sorry Customer, But You Ordered Too Many Crafts
• Let's Get A Leg Up on Fitness
• Quit Being Fat, Fatso
• I Was Not Satisfied From My Recent Trip to Shoney's
• We've never sold so many swords in all our lifetimes

– Burt's Power Points (@Livestock)