Revolutionary Immigration Solutions!

You know that guy from Super Mario who throws spiny turtles from a floating cloud? Hire a bunch of them to patrol the border, but instead of throwing spiny turtle things, they throw mustard gas. (Lowtax)Last Lap For You

A lot of Mexico has natural beauty. What I am saying is, let's conquer the rest of Mexico and drive the Mexicans into the Gulf. (Im Ready For DEATH)

Convince all other countries that Americans are really into Unbirthing and ASMR. This will freak out people anywhere and everywhere. Finally Ron Paul's Isolationism can be achieved. (I am not saying Ron Paul loves unbirthing but I am also not not saying it) (Pope Affidavit IX)

I feel like if we started using immigrants for meat it would work well. (Sid Vicious)

Convert all of our oil resources into sex lube and then spill it on the American side of the Rio grande so they can't climb up the bank. (weg)

Foster a colony of spiders along the border so that crossing the border means walking through a thick mass of spiderwebs, no one likes walking through spider webs. (Unfinish3d)

I'm telling you a rancid piss moat full of sharks and spikes is the best choice people (AbaddonOfHell)