Revolutionary Immigration Solutions!

Get a bunch of T-Rexes on hoverboards to chase them back to Mexico. Contrary to what you may have seen or heard on the internet, T-rexes all have yellow fever and cannot be seduced by Latinas. This does mean that we need a different solution to the illegal Asian immigrants.) (Klyith)Klyith's Proposal Has Teeth

Put land mines everywhere in Texas. Everywhere. Suburban neighborhoods, parks, people's homes, fields, everywhere. (Lowtax)

Have the would be border jumpers play a game of CrossFire. If they win, they get amnesty. But if they lose they are sent off to purgatory on a spinning puck. (Drive-Thru Salad Bar)

Let anyone in as long as they can produce their body weight in desalinated water every day. Desiccate those who fail. (goatface)

Unplug the border and then plug it back in again. (redm)

Launching stuff into space is approaching stupid cheap now. It may be better to just launch them than deport them. (UltraRed)

Instead of a wall, a curtain of space elevators made of giant mosquito sticky tape. (Piriwi)