Confused Dad
So you make robot game??
Cool Nerd
You know the security robot that went crazy in the shopping mall and pulled off all those arms? Well, now it doesn't do that. Because of code I wrote.
Confused Dad
I thought you were going to work on a ship.
Cool Nerd
Not on a ship, literally. I am developing the orbital LIDAR system that will provide ranging information for over the horizon weaponry on America's next generation of littoral combat vessels.
Confused Mom
Did you say clitoral?
Cool Nerd
Ha ha, no mom. Why would I say that? I'm talking about vessels that operate in the coastal waters of hostile nations and use my range-finding system to locate targets over 100 miles inland and bombard them with artillery.
Confused Dad
Your mother and I want to go on a cruise.
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