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The Butthole Fork Will Change the Way You Eat Dinner

How Gamifying Ebola Will Save Africa

Uber Just Straight Up Murdering Cab Drivers Now

This Startup's Hamburger Quadcopter Will Save the Middle Class

Meet the First Man to Have a Garage Door Opener Implanted in His Arm

5 Apps That Can Streamline the Grieving Process

How Crowdsourcing Replaced One Middle Eastern Government With an Even Worse Government

Why 52% of the Population is Now Trans and Why That is Bad for Google

How Two Guys in a San Francisco Loft Might Just Save Detroit's Schools

India VC Interested in Startup's Device to Stream MADtv Sketches While Working Out

Type Sommelier App Selects the Right Font to Pair With Dinner

This New Device Can Predict Exactly When You Will Die and the Way it Works Will Shock You to Death

Meet the Adult Actress Who is Changing the Way We View Streaming Content

9 New Ways We Thought of Why Steve Jobs is Cool

How 3D Printing Will Help Save Critically Endangered Butterflies

Startup Receives $5.6m VC for Third Party Pizza Delivery App

Meet the Russian Oligarch Who Will Change the Way You Think About Dating

7 Cases for Your Phone That Will Save Your Baby's Life

What Gamification Means for Your Relationship With Your Dog Walker

Catr Wall: Crowd Sourcing Homes for Stray Cats in Warzones

Why Paula Dean is Excited About Windows Phone

Facebook Now Shares Your Private Browser History With Your Family

PassFort Stores All Your Passwords in One Easily Hackable Place

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)