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What Would I Do for a Klondike Bar?
12-31-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Chronicles of Jasper (ACT II)
12-30-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
2004 is Practically Dead Now
12-29-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Fake SA
12-28-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Rate My Alien Invasion
12-27-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Children Need Whores
12-26-2004 by Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez
Merry Fucking Christmas
12-25-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Christmas Pole to Pole
12-24-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Dear God, Is It Christmas Already?
12-23-2004 by Cliff "Cliff Yablonski" Yablonski
Scott Peterson Versus the Space Venusians
12-22-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Monster Monsters
12-21-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
2004: A Look Back on Another Shitty Year in Gaming
12-20-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
An Awful Christmas
12-19-2004 by Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez
Crouching Nerd, Fallen Glasses
12-18-2004 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Poorly Armed Robbery
12-17-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Steve Perry vs. The Volcano People
12-16-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
You're Doomed, Doom Movie!
12-15-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Adventures with Lauren and J$
12-14-2004 by Jedidiah
Astronaut's Report #002 From the Baikonur Cosmodrome
12-13-2004 by Astronaut C. Michael Foale
Sunday Sunday Sunday!
12-12-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
The Chronicles of Jasper, Act I
12-11-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
We're All Gonna Be Dirt in the Ground
12-10-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Big Hollywood Meltdown
12-09-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Stem Cells Are More Sacred Than Life Itself
12-08-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
I Know Everything About Pets
12-07-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Sucks to Be You
12-06-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Cowboy Spokker's Talk Radio Roundup
12-05-2004 by Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez
Travels With Doogie
12-04-2004 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Poker in the Rear, Fucker in the Dumpster
12-03-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Scientology Holiday Gift Guide!
12-02-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Bad Idea Clearing House 2004
12-01-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Breakup With Girlfriend
11-30-2004 by Jedidiah
The Thirteen Worst Instances of Celebrity Excess
11-29-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Weekend Web
11-28-2004 by Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez
Give Me Your Money
11-27-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Ask the Centipedes That Infest My Apartment
11-26-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Thoughts of a Falling Hydrogen Bomb
11-25-2004 by Tom "moof" Davies
Thanks, My Ass!
11-24-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Arcade Action: IN COLOR!
11-23-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Adult News You, as an Adult, Can Use
11-22-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Asshole Physics Revisited
11-21-2004 by Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez
Mod Madness
11-20-2004 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Pre-Scripted, After All These Years
11-19-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Dance Dance Social Uprising
11-18-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
God Put Me on this Earth Solely to Play Half-Life 2 and You Can't Possibly Understand the Weight That Puts on My Shoulders
11-17-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
My Trip to Concord
11-16-2004 by Jedidiah
My Tank is Flight
11-15-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
SA Football Sunday
11-14-2004 by Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen
Tuesdays with Cliffy
11-13-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Visiting Hours
11-12-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
An Introduction to Moféism
11-11-2004 by Tom "moof" Davies
That's Why You Never Hire a Skeleton
11-10-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Chilling Adventures of Everquest 2
11-09-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
National Internet University
11-08-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Duck Fancy
11-07-2004 by Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez
James Carville: Evolution Of The Species
11-06-2004 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Do It Yourself Guide to Body Modification (Part One)
11-05-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Sammy the Safety Squirrel's Winter Safety Tips
11-04-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
America Excretes Democracy All Over the World
11-03-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Point / Counterpoint: Election 2004, With Rich and Zack
11-02-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
The Joy of NARC
11-01-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Weekend Web!
10-31-2004 by Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez
E-Meat Is E-Murder
10-30-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Welcome, Future Citizen
10-29-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Out of Your Source!
10-28-2004 by Semiautomatic Turban
A Journey to the Future
10-27-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Yes I Have A Grudge
10-26-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
The Last Days
10-25-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Something Awful World Exclusive First Review of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
10-24-2004 by Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez
Life After Games
10-23-2004 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Thank Jesus for Easy Politics
10-22-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Legend of Coco Crisp
10-21-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Amazing World Exclusive: My Review of Half-Life 2
10-20-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
My Quake 2 Level
10-19-2004 by Jedidiah
Role Playing Corner: Celebrating Thirty Years of Forced Abstinence
10-18-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The English Are Different From You and Me
10-17-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
This is Your Life
10-16-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
My Dinner With Andrea
10-15-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD Spotlight: DatingTips.ws
10-14-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
I'm Cuckoo for Coco-Puffs and Gay Marriage
10-13-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Vote Carnosaur in 2004!
10-12-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Cobra After-Action Report: Cobra's Candidate (Part 9)
10-11-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
A Pointless Guide To Dating, Relationships, and Sex
10-10-2004 by Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez
Gaming Report: Nintendo DS
10-09-2004 by State Og Representative
Behind the Scenes at the Dune Motion Picture Pitch Session
10-08-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Welcome to Venezuela
10-07-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
The Debate Debate (Debate!)
10-06-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Who's Gonna Protect My Internet Now?
10-05-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Name Dropping Featuring Dave Barry
10-04-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Huzzah, Part 2!
10-03-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Huzzah!
10-02-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
The Return of Kids Say the Darnedest Shit
10-01-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
My Plants Died But it is Okay Because I Hated Them
09-30-2004 by Tom "moof" Davies
Not Without My Emoticons: The Dumb Internet User Story
09-29-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
NFL Experts Aren't Really Experts
09-28-2004 by Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen
Kids Say the Darnedest Shit
09-27-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
You're Full of Spokker Jones
09-26-2004 by Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez
The Antichrist Is A Jerk
09-25-2004 by State Og Representative
I’m Coming Unwrapped Here People!
09-24-2004 by Marc "Double Dare" Summers
Life Lessons: Genocide Just Ain’t Cool
09-23-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Ralph Nader, Candidate of Mystery
09-22-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Heroes of Failed Relationship Prison Rodeo
09-21-2004 by Jedidiah
The Only Good Web Comic
09-20-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
I jsut wrote some news!
09-20-2004 by isnoop "isnoop" isnoop
Forgive Me, You Bastards
09-19-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Fantasy Football
09-18-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
IHateAlpacas.com
09-17-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Pocket Ninjas: FIRST STRIKE!
09-16-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Welcome to the DynaMars Corporation's Ares Station Update Service (Part 2)
09-15-2004 by DynaMars Corporation Information Kiosk
Fake SA!
09-14-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
The Blackwater Lifts All Boats
09-13-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Friendly Unicorns Roam the Streets of My Acid Dreams
09-12-2004 by Tom "moof" Davies
I Did Not Enjoy Hurricane Frances
09-11-2004 by State Og Representative
Completely Factual Primer on Modern Religion (Volume Two)
09-10-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Fear Is The Trendkiller, Part II
09-09-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
The Corn Memoirs
09-08-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Fear Is The Trendkiller
09-07-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Completely Factual Primer on Modern Religion (Volume One)
09-06-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Take a Whiff
09-05-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Half-Life 2 Exclusive - Internal Memos Leaked!
09-04-2004 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Cobra After-Action Report: Cobra's Creatures (Part 8)
09-03-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
It's About Damn Time!
09-02-2004 by Cliff "Cliff Yablonski" Yablonski
Election 2004: A Humble Monster's Perspective
09-01-2004 by A Humble Monster
Meeting an Internet Friend in Real Life
08-31-2004 by Jedidiah
One Last Question
08-30-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Grizzly Adams: The New Batch
08-28-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
H.P. Lovecraft's A-Team (Part 2)
08-27-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Gotcha!
08-26-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
The Space Invasion
08-25-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
People Hate Us
08-24-2004 by Rocco "Rocco" Botte
H.P. Lovecraft's A-Team
08-23-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Look Over There!
08-22-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
I Can't Seem To Locate The Pornography
08-21-2004 by State Og Representative
Role Playing Corner Review: The Book of Erotic Fantasy
08-20-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Reeling in the Years
08-19-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Revenge At All Costs
08-18-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Memories of College
08-17-2004 by Jedidiah
Fashion SWAT: Japanese Goths (Part 2)
08-16-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Awful Forums
08-15-2004 by Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez
Something Awful Color a Tapir Internet Contest Results
08-14-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Fashion SWAT: Japanese Goths (Part 1)
08-13-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Who Keeps Leaving This Shit All Over the Place?
08-12-2004 by Blue Guy #762,182
Mushroom Kingdom Fall Fashion Report
08-11-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Live By the Xbox, Die By the Xbox
08-09-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ELEAWTA Newsletter for August, 2004
08-08-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Comic Relief
08-07-2004 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Cracking the Case!
08-06-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Tapir: Nature’s Fantastic Blunder
08-05-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Welcome to the DynaMars Corporation's Ares Station Update Service (Part 1)
08-04-2004 by DynaMars Corporation Information Kiosk
Top Ten Ingredients for a Successful Comic Con Booth
08-03-2004 by Rocco "Rocco" Botte
My Trip to the Flea Market
08-02-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
No, We Are Not Selling Doom 3 Today
08-01-2004 by Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez
Dragon Warrior Journals II: Citizens on Patrol
07-31-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Roleplaying Corner Dungeon Master's Resource: Mystical Items of Magical Aracana
07-30-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
On Writer's Block and Gooncon
07-29-2004 by Jedidiah
Wrestling With Stupidity
07-28-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Timeline From THE FUTURE: the Internet
07-27-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
I Love Las Vegas, Part 1 of 1
07-25-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
P.C. Joe
07-24-2004 by State Og Representative
The Gorgeous Ladies of Las Vegas (GLOLV)
07-23-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Dragon Warrior Journals
07-22-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Las Vegas Sucks Update #3
07-20-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Gooncon 2K4: Where Eagles Dare
07-20-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Land of Enchantment: Las Vegas
07-19-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
You're Going to Die!
07-18-2004 by Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez
Weekend Sports Report: The Summer Slump
07-17-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Cobra After-Action Report: Red Rocket's Glare (Part 7)
07-16-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Top Tens
07-15-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
I'm a Humble Monster and I Have a Story
07-14-2004 by A Humble Monster
Let's Get Romantic!
07-13-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
My Conspiracy Theories
07-12-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Ask Reverend Greasnin!
07-11-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
The Case Of The Missing Case
07-10-2004 by State Og Representative
Charlie Bucket and the Chocolate Factory
07-09-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
10 Reasons to Visit Las Vegas
07-08-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
The Impending Emoticon Race War
07-07-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Pretend There Is a Pun Using the Word Head Here
07-06-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Update From the Frontlines
07-05-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Sand: Nature's Miracle
07-04-2004 by Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez
Fuck You England!
07-03-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
John Madden: Time Cop
07-02-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Getting Awesome with My Dad
07-01-2004 by Jedidiah
Investment Rodeo
06-30-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
World Worry III
06-29-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Ask Someone Outside a Methadone Clinic
06-27-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Breaking News
06-26-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Tumors Are Hilarious
06-25-2004 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
News Is Briefs
06-24-2004 by El Pinto Grande
I Lost Another Loan to Ditech!
06-23-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
You've Got the Touch! You Are an Asshole!
06-22-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
This Update Is About Dogs and Cats
06-21-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Hooray! You've Got Gmail!
06-20-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
How To Break Into The Video Game Industry
06-19-2004 by Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez
The Ingredients for a Downriver BBQ
06-18-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Appease a Centipede
06-18-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Welcome to Mcdonalds. May I take your order?
06-16-2004 by Jedidiah
Let's Annoy Harlan Ellison!
06-15-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Memories of Mummies: Mummories
06-15-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Puppet Show & Tonya Harding
06-13-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Twenty Five Penny Arcade
06-12-2004 by State Og Representative
Now What?
06-12-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Meet Your Internet Friends!
06-10-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
That's My Baby!
06-09-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
The Internet's Most Wanted List
06-08-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
NASA Got Me Working
06-08-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
This Update Is Illegal!
06-06-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Yet Another Ronald Reagan Retrospective
06-06-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Curses!
06-04-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Hey, Look, a Dungeons and Dragons Ride!
06-03-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
A Tribute to Master Cheung
06-03-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
The Second Coming of the Internet
06-01-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Welcome to Fort Castle Inn Keep!
05-31-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
The Memorial Day Blackout Celebration
05-30-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
I Just Can't Take It Anymore!
05-29-2004 by Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez
Bizarre Injuries In Sports
05-28-2004 by State Og Representative
Wildlife FAQ: The Homeless
05-28-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Prettiest Princess
05-26-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
What a Terrible Summer!
05-25-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Roleplaying Corner Adventure Module: The Darkness of the Dark Queen of the Underdark
05-24-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The NASCAR Russet Potato Challenge
05-24-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Something Special
05-22-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Saturday Night Head Cold
05-21-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
My Address to the 17th Annual Show Pig Roundup of Greely, Ohio
05-20-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
My Date with Anime Character, Cutey Honey
05-19-2004 by Jedidiah
The Possible Extinction of the Entire Human Race?
05-18-2004 by Detective Stive Gonzales
Savings Not Meant For Mere Mortals
05-18-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
A River of Bad Movies
05-16-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Something Awful Summer 2004 Internship!
05-15-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Zombie Attack Survival Guide
05-14-2004 by State Og Representative
A New and Brighter Day
05-13-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Grocery Gauntlet
05-12-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Welcome to the Parade of Shame and Eternal Horror!
05-11-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
My Life as a Four Foot Tall Super Powered Cowboy
05-09-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Not Now, I'm Busy
05-08-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
51 Things You Didn't Know About Steve Perry
05-07-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Tough Answers: Volume Two
05-06-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
I'm a College Dropout and I Live With My Dad
05-05-2004 by Jedidiah
The Greatest Precedent
05-04-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Mega64: Version 1 Announced!
05-04-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Tough Answers: Volume One
05-03-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Wow, We're Asking For It
05-01-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
The Experiment
04-30-2004 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
The Top Ten Top Ten Lists
04-29-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Welcome to the Machine
04-28-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
What in Batman's Belt?!
04-27-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Film's Best Worst Movies
04-27-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Film's Crappiest Villains
04-25-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Official ELEAWTA Newsletter for April, 2004
04-24-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
This Title Brought to you by Vagisil
04-23-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
In This Update I'm a Jehovah's Witness
04-22-2004 by Jedidiah
Traitors in the Ghetto
04-22-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Solitaire 2: Solitaire Harder
04-20-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
RichDork Fake SA
04-20-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
The Magical Face of Linus Torvalds
04-18-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
That Old Black Magic
04-17-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Not Without My Pixels: The Skip Calhoun Story
04-16-2004 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Saparmurat Niyazov, You Are My Hero
04-15-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Idea Factory
04-14-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
I'm a Gigantic Ball of Twine
04-13-2004 by A Gigantic Ball of Twine
Game Maker: Stopping the Evil at the Source
04-13-2004 by Taylor "Psychosis" Bell
Rule By Comedy
04-11-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Greasnin's Spring Festival Spectacular!
04-10-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Streets of Rage
04-09-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Astronaut's Report #001 From the Orbiting ISS
04-08-2004 by Astronaut C. Michael Foale
It's Time to be a Team Player!
04-07-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Vicious Wash Cycles
04-06-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Everything I Know I Learned From Email
04-06-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Oh, You Shouldn't Have!
04-04-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
04-03-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
M-More Pigs!
04-02-2004 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Rarefied Air
04-01-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Love, American Style
03-31-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Something Awful Sees Sydney Scientologists, Part I
03-30-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Art Critiquing the Life Out of Your Kids III: Anatomy Lesson
03-30-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
So You've Got Mono...
03-28-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Contest Winners Announced!
03-28-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Water, Water, Everywhere
03-25-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Heart Smarts: Gambling is Naughty
03-25-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Resident Evil Fan Fiction
03-24-2004 by Jedidiah
The Modern Dilemma of the Hot Dog
03-23-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
The Lighter Side of Budget Gaming
03-22-2004 by Taylor "Psychosis" Bell
Ah, Tonight...Atomic
03-21-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
This Generation Sucks
03-20-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
The Case of the Supermarket Strangler
03-19-2004 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Did Somebody Say Macho?
03-18-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
O, I die, Horatio!
03-17-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Your Robot Sucks
03-16-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Get Your Summer On!
03-16-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
My Tank is Awesome!
03-14-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Come On, America!
03-13-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
The Diet of the Future
03-12-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
The Mexican Candy Bandito Shooutout
03-11-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Bees Do Not Need Money Because They Live in Hives
03-10-2004 by Tom "moof" Davies
The Majestic Splendor and Glory of Hiking
03-09-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
LAN Party of the Damned
03-08-2004 by Jedidiah
We'll Get Through This
03-07-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
I Am the Answer Man Again
03-06-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Confessions of an Introvert
03-05-2004 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
I Am the Answer Man
03-04-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Midwest Internet Ghost Hunters Club
03-03-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
The Passion of the Emoticon
03-02-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
The 20 Year Speedbump
03-02-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
The 2004 J-List and Something Awful Mega Kawaii Contest Prize Bucks Super-Saiyan Extravaganza!
02-29-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Grouchies
02-28-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
80's Big Hair Holocaust
02-27-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
India is Towards the Sourced Out Comedy
02-26-2004 by El Pinto Grande
A Brief History of Dinosaurs
02-26-2004 by Tom "moof" Davies
The Perilous Perils of Climate Calamity
02-24-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Adopt-A-Cube!
02-24-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Sweet Twenty Sixteen
02-22-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Your Prefrosh and You
02-21-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
A Very Special Star Wars Non-Christmas Special
02-20-2004 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
You're Not the Boss of Me Again!
02-19-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Sammy the Safety Squirrel vs. The Kraken
02-18-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Colored Ribbons: America's Angels
02-17-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Love and Kidnapping
02-16-2004 by Jedidiah
The Words Below This Are About Cowboys
02-15-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Barbie and Ken: Plastic Love, Stone Cold Vengeance
02-14-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Happy Valentine’s Day You Slobs!
02-13-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Fundraiser Update and Packing is Fun!
02-12-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
A Moofocracy for the People
02-11-2004 by Tom "moof" Davies
I Now Pronounce You Husband and Husband!
02-10-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Hello Kitty, It's Time to Die!
02-10-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
The Passion of L. Ron Hubbard
02-08-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Fetishes of the Future
02-07-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
It's A Glock-Glock Life
02-06-2004 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Dogpile: The New Class
02-05-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Third Annual Advanced Creation Sciences Seminar Newsletter
02-05-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
God Bless You John Romero; Internet Dreams Can Come True
02-03-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
The Scarred Faces of Mr. Potato Head
02-03-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
The V is O
02-01-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Greasnin Goes to California, Pt. 3
01-31-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Space is a Waste
01-30-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Criterion Collection: Our Time Continuum is Being Compromised!
01-29-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
There are Robots on Mars
01-28-2004 by Tom "moof" Davies
I Wanna Be an Internet Tough Guy
01-27-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Spamming Is My Heritage 4 bsntrudntby
01-27-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Field Study: Boohbah Physiology and Behavior
01-25-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Greasnin Goes to California, Pt. 2
01-24-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
I'm So Enlightened, I Just Can't Hide It
01-23-2004 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Awful Link Spotlight Because Zack is a Drunkard
01-22-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
The Internet Claims Another Victim
01-22-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Cliff Yablonski Eats Out
01-20-2004 by Cliff "Cliff Yablonski" Yablonski
Spastic Noir
01-20-2004 by Mr. President
Chewbacca: A Living History
01-18-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Greasnin Goes to California, Pt. 1
01-17-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Gnome Season: The Wind of Change
01-16-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Cat People are Crazy and so are Cats and so are People
01-15-2004 by Tom "moof" Davies
The Internet is a Sad Sexy Place
01-15-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
I'm Buggin' Out
01-13-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Your Eyes are Like a Sideways Colon
01-13-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
You Might Be Enjoying a Horrible Joke Email Forward If...
01-11-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Oh TV, What Have You Done?
01-10-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
The Dame Wore Red
01-10-2004 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Warped Tour Report (for the year of your choice)
01-08-2004 by Jedidiah
A Celebration of Wealth!
01-08-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Las Vegas It Ain't, Part I
01-06-2004 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
The Untold News Stories of 2003
01-06-2004 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
The World Hates Pizza
01-04-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
One Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest
01-03-2004 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
A Look Back on Cinema 2003
01-02-2004 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Life Lessons: Protection against Molesting
01-02-2004 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz

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