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2004: A Look Ahead
12-31-2003 by Tom "moof" Davies
Camp Internet Welcomes You
12-30-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
There On Gilligan's Island
12-29-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Yearly Media Reach-Around Service
12-28-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
New Year's Eve Throughout History
12-27-2003 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Paris Hilton, Please Get Dressed!
12-27-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE KING OF KASH
12-25-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
The Martian Invasion
12-25-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
I'm Mad As Cattle and I'm Not Gonna Take It
12-23-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Happy SA Shotglass Day!
12-23-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
A New Sign of the End Times
12-21-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Butterfly Effect
12-20-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
It's a Terrible Life
12-19-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Some Soldiers Saved!
12-18-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Moof for President
12-17-2003 by Tom "moof" Davies
Downed By Crabs
12-16-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
On the Importance of Grappling Hooks and Jetpacks
12-16-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Saddam: The Next 20 Years
12-14-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Yuletide Is Yuleturning
12-13-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
I Was a Teenage Crustacean
12-13-2003 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
The Hottest Holiday Gift Guide Ever!
12-11-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Role Playing Corner Adventure Module: Dwight's Keep
12-11-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Small Screen Wonder
12-09-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
The Holiday Spirit of the Christmas House
12-09-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Anything Must Go
12-07-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Double the Fun
12-06-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Mortal Kombat: The Battle for Belleville
12-05-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Is Not It Cool?
12-04-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Nature Schmnature
12-03-2003 by Tom "moof" Davies
Doom 3: Help, I Can't See Shit!
12-02-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Abraham Lincoln: The Man, The Myth... The Manmyth
12-02-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Catch the Fever!
12-01-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
PC vs. Mac: It Ends Today
11-29-2003 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Welcome to Worldland!
11-29-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
World Eternal Happiness Month!
11-27-2003 by Jedidiah
Rape is Funny!
11-27-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Inexplicable Short Attention Span Adventures
11-25-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Oh Hell!
11-25-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Oh My God, It's Full of Junk!
11-23-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Helping Out the Community
11-22-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
The Ghosts Ate All the Stuffing
11-21-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
This Timelab is the Pits!
11-20-2003 by Daring "American Hero" Armstrong
Welcome to Cabbage Farm!
11-20-2003 by Tom "moof" Davies
SA STRIKES IT RICH!!!
11-18-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
A Visit with Secretary of Transportation Norman Y. Mineta!
11-18-2003 by Norman Y. Mineta
Batdance In E-Minor
11-16-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Corrections, Retractions, and Omissions
11-15-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Private Eye For the Straight Guy
11-15-2003 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
I am Laughing in the Face of Death
11-13-2003 by Jedidiah
Bad, Worse, and FUCK!
11-13-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Dogpile!
11-11-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Five Cent Dream Makeovers
11-11-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
American Legends: Private Jessica Lynch
11-09-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Literotica
11-08-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Trinity and Neo Die in the New Matrix
11-07-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Gary Leon Ridgway is a Shitty Serial Killer
11-06-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
A Space Invasion!
11-06-2003 by Tom "moof" Davies
Happy Headaches!
11-04-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Failed Comercialized Holidays
11-03-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Not This Time, World!
11-01-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Secrets of the Comic Book Industry
10-31-2003 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Monster Stories that Didn’t Quite Pan Out
10-30-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Real Life Halloween Horrors: Mormons
10-30-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Learning to Cope with France (France Surrenders)
10-28-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Fire In the Hole!
10-28-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Your Favorite Games Suck - Part Two
10-26-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Fly the Friendly Skies
10-25-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
The Midwest Internet Ghost Hunters Club
10-24-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
The Monthly Video Game Henchmen's 563rd Union Address
10-23-2003 by Blue Guy #762,182
Your Favorite Games Suck - Part One
10-23-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Unwritten History of Halloween
10-22-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Max Payne 2 and Asshole Physics
10-21-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
The Dark Dominick's Experience
10-19-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Get to Know Your Something Awful Writers!
10-18-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Monsters Of Humor!
10-17-2003 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Fast Food Fate
10-16-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Wink Martindale
10-16-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
What a Rotten Columbo Day
10-14-2003 by Cliff "Cliff Yablonski" Yablonski
Groomed to Kill: Beards and Moustaches of Fury
10-14-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
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10-12-2003 by Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez
In the Land of the Blind
10-12-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Greasnin and Goofus, Part 2 of 2
10-11-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Greasnin and Goofus, Part 1 of 2
10-10-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Half Life 2 Gone Gold!
10-10-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
RIP: Wally George, the Last True Hero
10-09-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
24 Hours and Man Do I Gotta Piss Like Hell
10-07-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
The Energy Bar Challenge, Part II! (Part 7)
10-07-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
An Evening With Karyn
10-06-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Look What You've Done to Me
10-04-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Alas, Poor Frolixo
10-03-2003 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
The Energy Bar Challenge! (Part 8)
10-02-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Battlefield 1942 Blowout Bonanza
10-02-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Can You Hear Me Now? Probably Not.
09-30-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Jurassic Patio Adventure
09-30-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
This Shit Sucks
09-28-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Official ELEAWTA Newsletter for September, 2003
09-28-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Priest Holmes Gave Me a Hickey
09-26-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Thank God For the Internet!
09-25-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
American Legends: Glenn Danzig
09-25-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Iraq: The 51st State... OF DANGER!
09-24-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Cutting Through the Online Romance BS
09-23-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Greasnin: Behind the Run-on Sentences
09-21-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
The Robotic Future of the Military
09-21-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Saturday Safety Tips
09-19-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
How to Make Glass, Part I
09-18-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
The Happy Meal Revisited
09-18-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
21st Century Digital Power Chatting eSeminar
09-16-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
The Future Blows
09-16-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Canada: Party Capital of the Universe
09-14-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
They're At It Again
09-13-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
I'm Sick of my Stupid Roommate
09-12-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Thursday Night Holy War!
09-11-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Violence, Racism, and Oppression
09-11-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Walking the Dog
09-09-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Hearts of Spandex: An Internet Writer's Apocalypse (Part 2 of 2)
09-09-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Football is In the Air!
09-08-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Greasnin's Guide to Going Greek
09-06-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Life Lessons: Tards are people too
09-05-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
What the Hell is Going On Here?
09-04-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Hit Shows For Fall of 2003
09-04-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Hearts of Spandex: An Internet Writer's Apocalypse (Part 1 of 2)
09-02-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
What A Goddamn Lousy Veteran's Day by Cliff Yablonski
09-02-2003 by Cliff "Cliff Yablonski" Yablonski
This is a Review of Soul Calibur II
08-31-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Something Awful Back to School Special
08-30-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Coming Soon to a Hobby Shop Near You!
08-29-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
The Perils Surrounding Your Own Home
08-28-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
The Future is Soon!
08-28-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The SA Media Empire: Behind the Scenes
08-26-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
How to be a Successful Movie Criminal
08-26-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
My Tank Has a Great Big Gun
08-24-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Your Designated Holiday Representatives and You
08-23-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
I've Decided to become a Train Conductor
08-22-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
SoBig... SoAnnoying... SoMuchInformation
08-21-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Zack's Original Miscellany
08-21-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
I AM MAKING A MOCKERY OF YOU, NATURE!
08-19-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
SA Submission Tuesday: Science!
08-19-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Who is Buying All This Crap?
08-17-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Terrorists Who Could
08-16-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Scientific Creationists Must Be Destroyed
08-14-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Well Cat My Dogs, Jim!
08-14-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Welcome to MegaFunCorp Inc. Globo Trans Adventurevillesland© Theme Park and Chemical Weapons Storage Facility!
08-12-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Nickelodeon Kids Show Stars: Where Are They Now?
08-12-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
American Legends: George S. Patton
08-10-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
How To Write for The West Wing
08-09-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
The Advanced Beginner's Guide to Farming
08-08-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
SPEWS is Love
08-07-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Vote For Me!
08-07-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Thank You For Purchasing An Internet!
08-05-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
THOSE HARD TACKLES WILL BRING YOU BITTER DAYS
08-05-2003 by #86/#68
Master of tha Black Arts
08-03-2003 by Baron Ermine Von Icebeats
We Bring Home Shopping To You!
08-02-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
We Are the Robots
08-01-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
A Completely Awful Breakfast
07-31-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Five and a Half Hours at Best Buy
07-31-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Fake SA Time Starring Leonard J. Crabs
07-29-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Fashion Season in the Mushroom Kingdom
07-29-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Science Fiction and Television Go Together Like Dicks and Meat Grinders
07-27-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Something Awful Dream Dates!
07-26-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Life Lessons: The Needy and the Greedy
07-25-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Cobra After-Action Report for Money to Burn (Part 6)
07-24-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhh
07-23-2003 by Chewbacca
Hobosploitation Films
07-22-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Awful Adventures In the Kitchen: Prelude to Burnt Mushrooms and Onions In Rancid Ass Sauce
07-22-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
The Holloway County Board of Commerce Presents: Opportunity in Success
07-20-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Inside the Oval Office
07-19-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Journey to the Center of my Bum
07-18-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
A Day in the Life of a First Person Shooter Hero
07-17-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Rated Arrrrrrrrrgh!!!
07-17-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Ray's Inferno (Part Two)
07-15-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Doctor Science Professor Explains It All
07-15-2003 by Doctor Science Professor
Gateorade
07-13-2003 by El Pinto Grande
State of the Union... of Porn
07-12-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Spotlight: Hollywood!
07-11-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Hateorade
07-10-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Attention FBI: I Plan on Destroying RealNetworks Headquarters From an Orbital Laser Cannon
07-10-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Ray's Inferno (Part One)
07-08-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Grams For Grandmas: Respect Your Elders By Giving Them a Trough of Cocaine
07-08-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Sorry, No Update Today
07-06-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Something Awful Bagz Squad
07-06-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Under Seige 3: When Animals Attack
07-04-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Martha Stewart, I Ain't
07-03-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
When Pride Cometh, Then Cometh Shame
07-03-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Shepard Smith: Why Is He Such An Asshole?
07-02-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Merry July 4th, You Goddamn Worthless Anti-American Bastards
07-01-2003 by Cliff "Cliff Yablonski" Yablonski
Eastside Treats (Part Two)
06-29-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Lawsuits and Government Ties
06-28-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Weekend Sports Report
06-27-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Eastside Treats (Part One)
06-26-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Neo Made Me Do It
06-26-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
I Swear to Gor
06-24-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
We're Still Waiting
06-24-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Are You There GameSpy? It's Me, Zack.
06-22-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Throw Me to the Lions
06-21-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
All the Children are Insane
06-20-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Super Senator Orrin Hatch and the Hatchlings Gonna Make Ya Jump, Jump!
06-19-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
99 Minus 79 Ways to Die
06-19-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Hartsfield Atlanta International Airport: The Center of Hell
06-17-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
I'm The Party Pooper
06-17-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Or So I Have Read
06-16-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
A Father's Day Fiasco
06-14-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Something Awful Yard Sale!
06-13-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
The Five Biggest Jerks in Gaming
06-13-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Pitfall!: The Movie Part II
06-12-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Hard Sell For A Hard Shell
06-11-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Pitfall!: The Movie
06-10-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
The Future of Pornography
06-09-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Official ELEAWTA Newsletter for May, 2003
06-07-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Bold Tales of Adventure! (Part 2)
06-06-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Stupidity in Numbers
06-05-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Your News At A Glance
06-05-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Modern Stupidity
06-04-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
The Fast and Furious: From 27 to 65 Years In Under Two Weeks
06-03-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
I Am Being Towards So Grillin' That Yours Truly is a Felon
06-01-2003 by El Pinto Grande
They're All the Man Now, Dawg... I Think
05-31-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Bold Tales of Adventure! (Part 1)
05-30-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
What We Need is More Goddamn Gods!
05-29-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
WHAT TV?!
05-29-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Testing the Limits of Stupidity
05-27-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
A Gripping Emotional Tribute to THE HUMUNGUS
05-27-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Cobra After-Action Report for Lasers in the Night (Part 5)
05-25-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
A Dark Day for Golf, an Average Day for Everyone Else
05-24-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Of Death and Dying
05-22-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Welcome to the Timelab!
05-21-2003 by Daring "American Hero" Armstrong
Art Critiquing the Life Out of Your Kids II: The Revenge
05-20-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Talk Your Way Out of Any Ticket, Any Time
05-20-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Take That, Academia!
05-19-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Mythic Mania
05-17-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
I See Spiders Everywhere
05-15-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Just Talkin' 'Bout Cat Talk, Part II
05-15-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Lame Computer Lab Boredom Tips
05-14-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Just Talkin' 'Bout Cat Talk, Part I
05-13-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
I EAT TV
05-11-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Look Ma! I'm Updating on a Holiday Again!
05-11-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
My short pants are made of velvet
05-09-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Initiations Makes Me Hazy
05-08-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Sunday. Sunday! SUNDAY!
05-08-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Operation Photoshop Storm: Final Report
05-07-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Welcome to Tornado Alley!
05-06-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
You're Not the Boss of Me!
05-04-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Fall of Man
05-03-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Greasnin, I'm calling you back, collect!
05-02-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Cobra After-Action Report For Operation Iraqi Freedom (Part 4)
05-01-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
SA Psychoanalyzes Psychotic Synopsis
05-01-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Reach For the SARS!
04-29-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
The Blasted Radioactive Frog of Doom
04-29-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
American Legends: Thomas Edison
04-27-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Frolixo, I'm Calling You Out!
04-26-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
My Belfry is Full of Chipmunks
04-25-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
The Monthly Video Game Henchmen's 563rd Union Address
04-24-2003 by Blue Guy #762,182
Thank You For Calling DeathStar
04-24-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Best Laid Plans...
04-22-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
SA Discovery: Childhood Entertainment Disappointment Syndrome (CEDS)
04-22-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Awful Auctions
04-21-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
A Religious Experience
04-19-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Let's get physical
04-18-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Easter Science Lab
04-17-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Taxation With Insultation
04-17-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Got Semen?
04-16-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
The SA Forums are Open to the Public!
04-15-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Livin' in a Dictator's Paradise
04-13-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Adult Situations
04-12-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Internet Relationships Suck
04-11-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Pulling a Mohammed
04-10-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Job Hunt 2003!
04-10-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Operation Photoshop Storm
04-09-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
AMEIRCANS ARE NUMBAR ONE, FRENCHES ARE NUMBAR 30049291!!!
04-08-2003 by JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!
Fair Game, Pt. 2
04-06-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Lives In Baghdad!
04-06-2003 by El Pinto Grande
Daddy Needs a New Pair of Shoes
04-04-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Schroedinger's Cat: Dead, Alive, and Furniture
04-03-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Unlocking the Bible Code
04-03-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
LOL: Level One Linguistics
04-01-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
April Fool's Day!
04-01-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Fair Game, pt. 1
03-30-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
So You Want to Be a Super Hero?
03-30-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Bad Versus Worse: Nazi Germany Vs. Imperial Japan Pt. 2
03-28-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Bad Versus Worse: Nazi Germany Vs. Imperial Japan
03-28-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Bow Down to My Internet Browser, Mortal!
03-27-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Glory to the New Age of Celestial-Mind Protoscience!
03-25-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
War In Iraq: An Exclusive Report From the Frontlines!
03-25-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
The Best of Something Awful (2003 Edition)
03-23-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Official ELEAWTA Newsletter
03-23-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Welcome to Detroit!
03-21-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Mods For Real Life
03-20-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Bloodsuckers Take America By Storm: the REAL Terror Alert!
03-20-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
What I Learned Last Week, By Rich Lowtax Kyanka, Age 26
03-18-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
My Home in the Land Called Internet
03-18-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Nipples for Freedom
03-16-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Attack, Destroy, Kill! Please.
03-16-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Cobra After-Action Report: Primordial Plot (Part 3)
03-14-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Food of the Gods
03-14-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
Smudge the Hate - Part Two
03-13-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The United States of Conspiracy
03-11-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Will Rock Will Rock, Seriously Sam, Quake 3 Arena Tournament 2003 Alpha (Part .001 of 1,000,000)
03-11-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
War and Peace* (*More War)
03-09-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Smudge the Hate - Part One
03-09-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Lets go Camping you Nerds! (Part 2)
03-07-2003 by Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
The New and Improved Axis of Evil ™, Part 0 of -18
03-06-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Small Town Attractions
03-06-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Very Heavy Television That Breaks Ground: Part 2 of 2
03-04-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Safe in Seattle, Part 132 of 19
03-04-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
My Tank Has Armor Plate to Save Me From Hate
03-03-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Who Will Be Number Three?
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Canada Why
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The Gang's All Here!
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Cobra After-Action Report for Cobra Stops the World (Part 2)
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Mothers, Let Your Kids Grow Up to Be Lawyers!
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Cobra After-Action Report for Twenty Questions (Part 1)
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A Beginner's Guide to Farming
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I Will Survive!
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Capitalism Cops: In Color!
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Cleaning Up Al-Qaida
02-11-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
Welcome to Dork Neck, Alabama, You Stupid City Folk!
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Do It Stupid!
02-09-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
The Patriot Act II: Electric Boogaloo
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Whoops!
02-07-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Iraq Must Be Destroyed!
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You Got a Problem, Yo, I'll Solve It (Part II)
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You Got a Problem, Yo, I'll Solve It (Part I)
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Safe-T Rider Is Going To Kill Us All
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Security Shenanigans
02-03-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Osama bin Laundry
02-02-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Teleport into Tomorrow
02-01-2003 by Integral
My Tank Fires Bullets That Weigh a Ton
01-31-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
They're Out to Get Us All!
01-29-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
A Slice of Lunar Pie, BURNT TO A CRISP
01-29-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
A Guide to Living in Random US Deathtraps
01-27-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
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Avast, It Be Sunday!
01-26-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Title Goes Here
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Course of the Evil RIAA Empire
01-24-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Saddam Hussein Has Made Me Rich!
01-22-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
From the Atari to the Xbox: a Descent Into Console Hell
01-22-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
It's About the Gameplay! Really!
01-20-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Quick Checklist: the Things the Internet Has Ruined For Me
01-20-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Remember Me? I'm a Friggin' Missile
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State Og Calendar of Events
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Feed Me!
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I'm Tired of All the Goddamn Panda Sex!
01-15-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Tomorrow's Presidential Candidates
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A Robotic Romp Through the Meddlesome Middle East!
01-13-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
My Tank is Fight
01-12-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
So Sue Me
01-12-2003 by Ben "Greasnin" Platt
Here's Og In Your Eye!
01-11-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Fuck You Nintendo.
01-10-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
USA vs. The World: Round 1
01-08-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
I Am A Better Man Than You, Dean Kamen
01-08-2003 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff
My ePenis is Bigger Than Your ePenis
01-06-2003 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Somewhere Else
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My Life as a Cam Harlot
01-05-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Apartment Annoyances
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Somewhere There is a Crime Happening
01-03-2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Another Festering, Pathetic, Diseased Year For Me to Live Through
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2003: A fresh start for ice cream!
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