Senator Trent and Associates "Shit Sherlock" Award for Non-Excellence in Movie Detectivry:
Winner: Three-way tie between Steven Seagal's seven-year catchphrase recognition, Mario Lopez bringing love-tunnel photos of himself with the captured spy he's supposed to be saving, and those assholes from The Maize not being able to find each other in a fucking corn maze.
Best IMDB fact/trivia:
Winner: In Search of the Titanic, and it's not even close. Just look at all of this shit. (But J.J. Abrams deserves some kind of "Most Improved" medal for starting his career with goddamn Nightbeast.)
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