Chain of Command
Michael Dudikoff, R. Lee Ermey, and akimbo slow-motion M16s in the oil-rich kingdom of Fakeistan!
Ice
Traci Lords goes on a journey of vengeance and squibs while making the same stupid face constantly.
America 3000
Finally, the female Gorean post-apocalyptic sci-fi fantasy movie that nobody was asking for!
The Tower
An epic battle of half-wits between Paul Reiser and a malevolent office building!
The Howling III
The scariest movie you could possibly watch this Halloween. No really. Up yours Australia!
Splatter University
Come for the lazy slasher killing spree, stay for the world's worst sociology lecturer!
Hot Boyz
What do Gary Busey, Master P, Snoop Dogg, and Jeff Speakman have in common? We have no fucking idea.
Total Reality
Travel back to the '80s with an American Ninja to stop a self-help book from destroying the Earth!
Out of Reach
Ex-Post Office secret agent Steven Seagal shoots his way through Poland while wheezing heavily
War Between the Planets
Rod Jackson and his team of Italian astronaut puppets fight to stop Planet Gluten at all costs!
Revelation
A dubious allegorical romp through a Fahey-filled world of Christly hackers and eyeliner tattoo!
Life's a Jungle
A dandy fop dog gets a rhino piss party and ant enema in the Jungle. Weldcome to Hell.
Treasure of the Four Crowns
Mission: Unwatchable, now in glorious Italian 3D!
Sorceress
Ever seen a movie the Director and Producer both took their names off in disgust? Neither have we.
Cyberjack
Welcome to the interactive movie experience of the cyber-future!
Breeders
Join us and Boston PD's finest in the subterranean collegiate aqueducts of unconsensual alien love!
Endangered Species
Finally, an answer to the question: "what if Predator 2 starred Eric Roberts and was way stupider?"
Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time
A time-traveling wizard takes us on a mystical journey to the Star Trek IV of Barbarian movies!
Stranded
Welcome to a space station where every room has glass windows, and your only hope of escape is Ice-T
Witchboard 2: The Devil's Doorway
Experience the sheer terror of ouija boards and ghost dyslexia!
Aliens in the Wild, Wild West
Alien sasquatches invade the Old West, brought to you by the makers of the infamous Shapeshifter!
Fire From Below
Kevin Sorbo leads the most nonsensitardical "oh no, deadly weather" flick since Absolute Zero!
Awful Movie Awards 2016
Take a look back with us at some of the best and worst awful movie moments of 2015!
T-Force
In memory of Alan Rickman, please enjoy a shot-for-shot ripoff of Die Hard.
Hard to Kill
I’m gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent...to the blood bank.
