The Freedom of Silence
Only Christians would write awkward silences in response to jokes into their own fucking movie.
Think Big
The Barbarian Bros return with a truckful of toxic waste, disastrous banter, and David Carradine!
The Chaos Experiment
Val Kilmer lures 6 morons into the ultimate death schvitz to prove global warming is real.
Rodentz
Frat biologists, the Science Claw(tm), and a guy in a cheap rat suit learns how not to drive!
The Headless Eyes
Eyeball-obsessed one-eyed killer and goblin belcher goes on an eye-gouging spree; police are baffled!
The Barbarians
A pair of identical twin idiots try to save their carnie folk from the evil Ricardo Montalbowie!
The Border of Tong
David Heavener utterly fails to live up to his mulleted badass 80s kung-fu detective dreams!
Unmasking the Idol
Duncan Jax and his baboon buddy return to make us all regret the invention of the spy movie
The Day Time Ended
The end of time means tiny alien ballerinas, merciless flying vacDOOM cleaners, and naked dinosaurs?
Mutant Hunt
Fix your mutant problem with this handy illustrated killer cyborg user manual!
Awful Movie Madness: Jesus Time Story Corner Pt. 1
Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
Red Faction: Origins
A video game movie dystopia so grim you'll wish you'd be sentenced to hard labor in an actual gulag!
Legion of Iron
The Dungeonmaster meets a Mad Libs book about rape and a truckload of irregular leather S&M gear!
Dawn of the Dragonslayer
Truly an amazing documentary about fog. There is so much fog in this movie God couldn't shave in it.
Land of the Free
Captain Kirk is lynching a dog, wait, why is he lynching a dog?
Crime Zone
Show me your dick, citizen. I SAID SHOW ME YOUR DICK
The Lucky Dragon
This is what you would see if you ODed on ketamine and ascended to psychedelic Chinese dragon heaven.
Things
This might actually, legitimately be the worst movie ever made.
The Left Behind Trilogy
Smug savior Kirk Cameron and kamikaze president Lou Gossett Jr. in the holiest shit you'll ever see!
Shotgun
You better watch out for being busted, 'cause the SHOTgun of Jones...OOH! It's deadly justice!
Futuresport
Wesley Snipes invents hoverboard quidditch and Hawaiian separatists ride the lightning, ya mon!
Ghost Rock
Gary Busey headlines a gunkata kung-fu ghost vengeance slapfight western extravaganza!
Awful Movie Madness: Japan
What do Slenderman armies, cherry blossoms, and Yakuza-hunting tornado people have in common? Japan!
The Black Knight Returns
Simon Darth vs. Evan Grail in the worst totally not Batman movie ever made.
The Curse of King Tut's Tomb, Part 2
King Tut and Casper Van Dien drag us back to Egyptian Super Hell for the final showdown!
The Curse of King Tut's Tomb, Part 1
Malcolm McDowell and Casper van Dien star in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Copyright Lawsuits.
Curse of the Zodiac
Watching this is like a triathlon Prozac, meth, and gun-eating contest in a German insane asylum.
Rent Control
Brent Spiner stars as the original George Costanza in a movie about nothing!
Awful Movie Madness: Casper van Dien
Join us as we flip-six-three-hole through the disastrous filmography of Casper van Johnny Rico!
Cyborg Cop
What do fanny packs, Jack Ryan, John Rhys-Davies, rastafarians, and cyborg cops have in common?
Abelar: Tales of an Ancient Empire
Barbarian beer farts, steamy vampire coeds, and Kevin Sorbo trying to screw his many sisters await!
Inhumanoid
Richard Grieco plays an evil android werewolf who murders children and dream-rapes their parents. In space.
Adventures of Thunderstorm: Return of Thor
A superhero descended from Thor rides his mom’s Prius into glorious battle against the King of Anime! OHH!?!
The Devil's Tomb
We help Ron Perlman and Cuba Gooding Jr exorcise their bad-movie demons by rewriting the screenplay!
Legend of the Titanic
Grappa-fueled insane revisionist anthropomorphic Italian anime Titanic ripoff, feat. hoverdolphins!
Merlin and the Book of Beasts
James Callis delivers easily the best-worst Merlin performance of the last 500 years.
Dogs
For a movie called Dogs about an evil dog army, there sure aren't a lot of dogs.
Deathstalker 2
Exploding ninja midgets, spit takes galore, and Javier Bardem's Doppelganger's Gay Wizard Skull Rave.
The Willies
Deep-fried rats, a gremlin on the crapper, and flies that pull the legs off of you!
Teen Sorcery
Canada and Romania bring us a tale of quadriplegic dragons, pizza summoning, and magical bullying!
Blackenstein
Sounds like a shameless ironic blaxploitation romp, but it's just plain shameless.
Awful Movie Awards 2014
Take a look back with us at the best shirt removals and worst ninjas of the past year!
Absolute Zero
A stark cautionary tale of icebergs in Miami, flying palm trees, and Goatse of the Gods.
Android Insurrection
We could come up with better laws of robotics by eating a Scrabble set and barfing the tiles back up.
Merlin: The Return
Merlin teaches us the science of magnets, lightning, and neon tazer skeletons that drag you to hell!
