Eating Lots of Ham

Getting to Know the Sea with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: I went back to the coast and watched lizards and I got wet because the tide came in and ate the beach and I had to walk through water to get around a big cliff.
Moof: oh no
Moof: was it deep water?
Livestock: nope but my shorts got kind of wet
Moof: oh no
Livestock: I kicked a log out into the water but it came back to land, so it was meant to be
Moof: sometimes logs are destined to be land logs
Moof: some are sea logs
Moof: only the sea can decide
Livestock: the sea did not want this log and told it to go home
Moof: that is why they call the sea "master of the logs"
Livestock: what else do they call the sea?
Moof: barne
Moof: y
Moof: barney
Livestock: do they really call the sea that?
Moof: no
Livestock: why did you lie to me?
Moof: i dont know, livestock
Moof: i dont know

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)