No Fatties with Tom "Moof" Davies
Livestock: tom if i was a girl i'd probably be fat and spend my time reading anne mccaffrey books so i'm glad i'm not a girl
Moof: josh if you were i would probably not talk to you because you are a fat girl even though you were exactly the same otherwise i am a monster oh god i dont know why i dont know
Moof: josh i was wrong
Moof: i would talk to you
Moof: i am sorry fat girl josh
Livestock: that is okay tom i'm sure i'd be fat due to emotional reasons and would probably be better off withdrawing socially and reading anne mccaffrey novels, trading the harshness of reality for the fantastical world of pern
Moof: yes
Moof: i understand
Moof: maybe post on your livejournal
Livestock: tom it is hypothetical i am not a fat girl nor would i ever be
Moof: ok good
Livestock: it is just a common what if scenario
Space Exploration with Tom "Moof" Davies
Moof: josh solar system with 5 planets found
Moof: 5 so far
Moof: that is the most
Moof: except ours
Moof: which has 8
Livestock: hell yeah i like that solar system
Moof: me too josh
Moof: me too
Moof: the last one they found is right in the middle of the goldilocks zone
Moof: but probably made out of gas...
Livestock: we ought to send a space shuttle there immediately
Moof: yes josh
Moof: maybe atlantis
Livestock: i mean there are some problems with doing that
Livestock: for instance: might not be a runway on the planet
Moof: josh there is sure to be a flat plain
Moof: or a highway
Livestock: yeah
Livestock: exactly
Livestock: definitely worth doing
Moof: definately
Moof: josh what do you think of horses
Livestock: i look at them tom and i want to punch god in the face
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