I am not entirely sure if PowerUp counts as an MMO and to be honest, I don't really care. It isn't like I have reviewed a real MMO for a while anyway so I am not too terribly concerned since no one seems to bring it up. I suppose people have to read these atrocious articles in the first place to realize my elaborate scam but fortunately for me, that never happens!
Well I suppose that about does it for the MMO Roulette this bi-week. I hope that this article taught all of you the importance of saving energy and building windmills. After all, I know that I did at least as well teaching as PowerUp could ever hope to.
| Community | 0 |
|---|---|
| Quests | -10 |
| Grind | -5 |
| Creepiness | 0 |
| Fun | -10 |
| Overall | -25 |
I'd like to thank the following people for helping me save the earth by playing a horrible computer game: Helmholz, The Skeep, Kamoc, Franco Spanish, PonchAxis, Asok, Kolobus, Captain Novolin, CrazySniper, antiloquax, and Gustavus.
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