Jones Soda vs. Something Awful
I previously thought Jones Soda was supposed to be "cool" and "hip." Now I find out they're "assholes" with "lawyers." Watch as they attempt to sue us!
About This Column
Many people love to threaten to sue us. Luckily we have both Leonard "J." Crabs and common sense on our side, thus enabling us to easily defeat such trivialities. Remember - when you're on the Internet, you can threaten to sue for anything!