Something Awful vs. the Dog Haired Private Investigator
Crazy dog hair sweater woman teams up with an internet private investigator to bring down the criminal empire that is Something Awful.
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Many people love to threaten to sue us. Luckily we have both Leonard "J." Crabs and common sense on our side, thus enabling us to easily defeat such trivialities. Remember - when you're on the Internet, you can threaten to sue for anything!