Lowtax - Robots cannot be evil, you are silly!!!
Corn_Boy - I am sorry, I am not a robot scientest, but be very careful friend! he is a scemeing robot
Lowtax - Oh, here he comes! His eyes are glowing and he is holding something shiny. Let me go see what he has, brb
Corn_Boy - please be careful
Corn_Boy - hello! are you there!!
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF
HELLO
DATASTREAM - DATASTREAM
PAK CHOOIE UNF
Corn_Boy - where is my friend robot!
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF
HE CANNOT CANNOT USE ICQ NOW HE HAS GONE DOWN THE STAIRS
PAK CHOOIE UNF
Corn_Boy - nonono is he alright robot!
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF
I AM NOT A ROBOT OF THAT TYPE TO EXAMINE
DATA: TO PROTECT FROM THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE
DATA: SHOVE
PAK CHOOIE UNF
Corn_Boy - call an ambulance robot!
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF
I CANNOT DO THAT
PAK CHOOIE UNF
Corn_Boy - is there a medicall robot there?????
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF
QUESTION: DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE?
PAK CHOOIE UNF
Corn_Boy - noo, you cannot come here go away robot, you are scaring me
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF
QUESTION: PLEASE TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE SO I MAY -> I MAY COME AND HELP YOU
PAK CHOOIE UNF
Corn_Boy - nononon I am not telling you! robot. can you access your transistor gigaflop switch to the analogue Proteus nord rack 2 Quasimidi ray diode.
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF
ANSWER: YES I CAN PERFORM THAT
PAK CHOOIE UNF
Corn_Boy - go away robot! is mr lowtax alright robot??
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF
YOU ARE FILTH
PAK CH
Corn_Boy - AM what are you saying robot, plese stop it I do not like you. turn yourself off robot!
Corn_Boy - are you there MR lowtax??
Corn_Boy - mr lowtax are you alright??
Corn_Boy - are you there lowtax?????
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