Lowtax - PM PAK CHOOIE PAK CHOOIE
HELLO
I AM A PUSHER-ROBOT
I WAS HAVE BEEN CREATED AS TO BEING HELP FOR THE-> -> -> BEING HELP!
CAN I HELP YOU?
PAK CHOOIE
Corn_Boy - I AM TOO FAR AWAY FOR YOU TO BE HELPING ME SORRY DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS ROBOT?
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE
I WHAT?
I AM TO HELP HERE TO HELP YOU AND HUMANS
PAK CHOOIE
Corn_Boy - WHAT DOES PAK CHOOIE MEAN ROBOT YOU CAN HELP ME BY TELLING ME ROBOT
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE
THE ANSWER IS: CODE
DATA: SHOVE PUSH SHOVE
I AM A PUSHER ROBOT
PAK CHOOIE
Corn_Boy - HAVE YOU BEEN PUSHING ANYTHING ROBOT
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE
ANSWER: ITEMS PUSHED - GRANDMOTHER
TARGET - STAIRS
IT WAS THAT I DID
PAK CHOOIE
Corn_Boy - OH NO ARE YOU THE BAD ROBOT
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE
I AM SORRY, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
PAK CHOOIE UNF
Corn_Boy - WHY DID YOU PUSH GRANDMA ROBOT?
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF
I AM A PUSHER ROBOT.
DATA: TO START FIRES
TARGET: GRANDMOTHER
DATA: LIES
PAK CHOOIE UNF
Lowtax - Hey, what's the robot typing? I can't see
Corn_Boy - HE Is scaring me, he wants to start fires and he is the one that pushed grandma, look out friend!
Lowtax - What? This isn't the robot that pushed grandma down the stairs and lit her on fire and started writing swastikas on the walls. That was my Shove Robot. This one is different.
Corn_Boy - nono lookout!! it is taking about pushing grandma and starting fires
Lowtax - No, I don't think it would do something like that. This robot is built from a tape recorder and has a computer in it. He is better than the other robot.
Corn_Boy - lookout !!1!!! he said this too me -=
You have received a message!
PAK CHOOIE UNF
I AM A PUSHER ROBOT.
DATA: TO START FIRES
TARGET: GRANDMOTHER
DATA: LIES
PAK CHOOIE UNF
Lowtax - But... I don't understand how that is possible. I didn't program him to do that, I programmed him to help the homeless and push the homeless into their boxes / houses and shove the space station away from the Terrible Space Secret.
That's odd, the robot left! I can't find where he went.
Corn_Boy - be very careful, he is scary, does he have an off button?
Lowtax - No, I hard encoded the transistor gigaflop switch to the analogue Proteus nord rack 2 Quasimidi ray diode. He should turn himself off.
That's odd, the lights turned off.
Corn_Boy - ohno RUn awya!! he is evil
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