Juggling Juggalos With the Insane Clown Posse

It's no surprise that the most vocal Insane Clown Posse fans are raging idiots. Anytime we even mention the "Insane Clown Posse" in any context, whether it be in a picture caption or a Cliff Yablonski update, the ICP fan sites report on it as if it was some kind of international breaking news. They convince their fellow readers to email us and show us the grievous error of our ways, but I'm not exactly sure how using an AOL account to repeatedly call somebody a "faggot" will convince them that your opinion is a fact. Now I don't want to make fun of AOL users by associating them with the Insane Clown Posse, but literally every single flame mail I've recently gotten was from an AOL account. So to all you high and mighty "I use Linux so therefore my penis is huge" people out there who mistakenly believe that AOL users are on the bottom of the food chain, I've got news for you - ICP fans who use AOL are, without a doubt, the most unintelligible, retarded, worthless group of subhuman CHUDs to ever bang upon a keyboard. Not only do they constantly call me a "faggot" for making fun of their rap band*, but they've sent me enough death threats to fill the Grand Canyon, assuming somebody could find a way to materialize raw stupidity. As a result, I went to one of their forums and found an ICQ number of one of the many, many enraged fans who loathed Something Awful for its horrendous assault on their favorite rap group. Since I know for a fact that no ICP hardcore fans have the ability to write in any coherent manner, my initial angle for this prank was to gradually make my messages more and more unintelligible to the point where "JuGGaLo" couldn't even understand what I was writing. However, I got slightly distracted and the prank ended up in a different way. Oh, and I have no idea why the guy chose to apparently voluntarily censor out curse words in the messages he sent me. All I know is that it was pretty fucking - er, f**king stupid - so I started doing the same later on.