Lowtax - Hello welcome to ICQ
-={[ÎÑF訄 - Hello go fuck a cow
Lowtax - Would you like to pet my sweaty man thing?
-={[ÎÑF訄 - Where were you born? Windows? Dos?
Lowtax - How do you feel about Wyoming my friend?
-={[ÎÑF訄 - Ok
-={[ÎÑF訄 - Do you want Warez?
Lowtax - Who's that?
-={[ÎÑF訄 - Warez full version games?
-={[ÎÑF訄 - wanna play Quake 2 now whats ur IP?
Lowtax - IP? What is that, my brother?
-={[ÎÑF訄 - Do you want to play Quake 2?
-={[ÎÑF訄 - What good games do you have on ur crappy pc
Lowtax - I have the game "FUCKY FUCKY TOE PARADE". It's Japanese.
-={[ÎÑF訄 - no really what good games I got the Quakes and Half Life
Lowtax - I had the Quakes last month but I saw the doctor and got some medicine
-={[ÎÑF訄 - so what do u have now
Lowtax - A black eye and a restraining order from your grandmother
-={[ÎÑF訄 - what pc do u have?
Lowtax - PC? What the heck is that my friend?
-={[ÎÑF訄 - ITS U
Lowtax - OH I AM A WHITE BOY WITH BROWN HAIR
-={[ÎÑF訄 - Do you have a TV?
Lowtax - Yes
-={[ÎÑF訄 - Whats on channel 3 right now
Lowtax - How do you feel about Wyoming?
-={[ÎÑF訄 - What video game machones do u got
-={[ÎÑF訄 - I like to wyoming
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