-={[ÎÑF訄 - Hey do u like QWAKE 2?
-={[ÎÑF訄 - didnt u talk to a guy yesterday
Lowtax - Oh yeah, that guy.
-={[ÎÑF訄 - hehehe what happened
Lowtax - Uh, he fell over.
-={[ÎÑF訄 - So what music do u like?
-={[ÎÑF訄 -M Dont u like Chemical Brothers and trance music?
Lowtax - Hell no
-={[ÎÑF訄 - Are you a bot or are you a real person typing please tell me cause u act so strange!?!?!
Lowtax - Yes,
-={[ÎÑF訄 - Do you have a girlfriend?
Lowtax - No, just hot gay sex manfriends.
-={[ÎÑF訄 - send me a pic of urslef
Lowtax - I'll draw one for you
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| U O |
| ^ /
| (- ) |
-={[ÎÑF訄 - have u seen the movie the matrix whos the main character?
Lowtax - Benny Hill
-={[ÎÑF訄 - Whats his name again the main guy in matrix?
Lowtax - Charles Bronson
-={[ÎÑF訄 - Are you a ICQ bot
Lowtax - Hello welcome to ICQ
-={[ÎÑF訄 - Have you seen star Wars?
Lowtax - Hello welcome to ICQ
-={[ÎÑF訄 - C:format
-={[ÎÑF訄 - What VEEDEO card do you have?
-={[ÎÑF訄 - FUck you bastard
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