Deep Phat Fryahs!

Hardcore - wha?

Lowtax - Nevahmind, I'll just change the mothahfuckin word.

Hardcore - howd you become a rappa? I wants in but I aint got no music shit or cash

Lowtax - Aw shit negro, you gots ta get da hookup. I got in fly with Jim Bagleaducia, big time producer... he spotted me at Club Shovah down on fourth street, I was playin da crowd like a loced up G in vesanga. He says to me "G, you gots potential! We gonna put ya on da flip tip with Sherlock Holmes and Da ZBot Boyz" so I says "hook me up, shaznitz!" and wez tite since then yo

Hardcore - coo... jes gotta wait for a break den

Lowtax - yea, every dawg gets his bone, G. you gotta have a catch like us!

Hardcore - whats yo catch?

Lowtax - shit bitch, wes rap on stage in diapahz!

Hardcore - what??

Lowtax - We muthafuckin do gigs in da diapahz, ladiez love it!

Hardcore - WTF????

Lowtax - yeah, we bust shit up on stage, knock shit over and spit all ovah da fuckin crowd when rappin. Snoozy D sometimes brings dis bottle of lemonade and puts it inside his diapahz and fakes ta pisses all ovah da playah hatahs in da crowd and get they ladies all wet (if ya know what ah mean, DAWG)

Hardcore - youre fucked up!!!

Lowtax - the fuck ya talkin bout dawg? you jes like da othah rappahz, you fraid of us. We gon roll all ovah yah and plant corn in yo eyes, wez pimpin shit on da fly yea

Hardcore - shit!!!

Lowtax - yeah, wes do dat too, throw shit around. sometimez we bring grandma on stage an throw shit at her, makes da audience go mofo NUTZ yo, we take grandma and say "YO! SIT YO ASS DOWN YA DAMN BATTY OL BROAD!" and we tip her shit ovah and throw peaches at her azz. shes all bloody an shit, but we pay her stank ass, so it dont mattah.

Hardcore - that fucked up g

Lowtax - SHit dawg, but I gets da ROLLS to pay da billz. you wants me ta ask Jim Bagleaducia about gettin ya on da label?

Hardcore - NO

Lowtax - is no problem G, we hook ya up, ya can play afta us

Hardcore - NO

Lowtax - we'll throw shit at yo face and push chairs ovah on ya, bust shit up an make a scene, da crowd will love ya. well kick ya face in and roll ya around in our diapahz

Hardcore - fuck you, youre fucked up

Lowtax - PLAYAH HATAH

Hardcore - FUck OFF

Lowtax - PLAYAH HATAH!!! PLAYAH HATAH!!!!!!!

Hardcore - FUCK YOU!!!!

Lowtax - DROP YO ZERO AND GET YOSELF A HERO! PLAYAH HATAH!!!!

Lowtax - I USED TO BE FAT BUT NOW IM ALL THAT!!!!!!!!

Lowtax - hello?

Lowtax - hello?

Lowtax - G money?

Lowtax - friend?

Lowtax - hello?

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@TwitterHasBannedAllMyAccountsEver)