The Big Sting

An endless series of "To Catch a Predator" special reports on TV left me wondering when the police were going to use the Internet to crack down on all of the other criminals out there. Busting some sexual predators is great, but what the world needs is a full-spectrum Internet warrior.

Enter Detective Don Gombo, my alter-ego and a Detective with "NetCops" the Internet's first police department. Posing as Detective Gombo posing as various other people, I used the time-tested method of entrapment to shine the light of justice on three of the Internet's worst criminals. To really drive the point home I created a website to underline the seriousness of each person's crime.

Please note that while the alias and assumed identity may change, Detective Don Gombo was behind the computer at all times. Detective Don Gombo will appear in blue when he is using another alias and in red once he has revealed his identity.

Hotbabe4u: Hey there stug how are you doing tonight

Boomhour: good u

Hotbabe4u: Oh batty I am doing really good I am just hot and bottled with all of these illegal passwords I have got a hold of

Boomhour: wtf

Boomhour: passwords

Hotbabe4u: heck yeah sugar pipe I got all the best passwords

Boomhour: what do u mean what 4????????

Hotbabe4u: I got adult passwords

Hotbabe4u: come on hat cakes these are the wettest passwords ever you're turning me on

Boomhour: lol how did u get them

Hotbabe4u: I am an expert computer hacker

Boomhour: lol

Hotbabe4u: I hacked them from secured computer networks using illegal software

Boomhour: sounds good u got any good sites

Hotbabe4u: Mmmm beany I got the best sites they are so hot I have hotsex.com and adultsex.com

Boomhour: u got next door nikki?

Hotbabe4u: Oh yeah I got that one all over in between my big boobs

Boomhour: lol ok send me that one

Hotbabe4u: You can download the password for it here

Boomhour: WTF

Detective Don Gombo: BUSTED, PUCK! THIS IS DETECTIVE DON GOMBO FROM NETCOPS THE INTERNET POLICE!

Boomhour: f u

Detective Don Gombo: IM AFRAID THE ONLY ONE "F" IS "U" MY FRIEND. WELCOME TO THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE WEB!

Boomhour: lol u cant do anything i dint do anything faggot

Detective Don Gombo: NETCOPS ARE EN ROUTE TO YOUR COORDINATES REMAIN WHERE YOU ARE AND AWAIT NET JUSTICE!

Boomhour: F U mothafucker

Detective Don Gombo: YOU CANT RUN, DICK BAG, WEVE GOT YOUR IP LOADED INTO OUR MAINFRAME AS EVIDENCE!

Detective Don Gombo: INTENT TO DOWNLOAD ILLEGAL PASSWORDS FOR ADULT COMPROMISES Detective Don Gombo: TEN YEARS HARD TIME IN THE CLINK

Boomhour has signed off*******