2003
SUMMAR PREVIEW FOR "TEH FAST AND THIS FURIOUS, PART 2"
STARRING
"Domino
El Vampire" - Vin Diseal
"Brian Sarah Connor" - Paul Abbot
"Hernandez Lopez" - Lopez Hernandez
"FAST SCIENCE CARMOBILE" - Honda car
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VIN DIESASL TRAVALS BACK IN TIEM
AND STREETS RACES TO HIS DOOM, GOODBYE GRANDPA DISEASL<
AHAHAHA NOW I WILL NEVAR KNOW IF YUO ARE BALCK OR NOT |
Anybodey
who enjoyed a teh cars watched "Teh Fast In the Furrious",
a movie about ilegal automotive street raceing where cars
flew at teh speeds of light down a street until they explorded
with NO-2. Strut raceing has been hapening since 1952 when
they invented a tire wheel for a Ford and then they turned
it into a METAL MACHENE!!! it has claws and was powared by
NO-2 which is a element made of ATOMS!!!!!!! Teh cars thes
days are a lot diffarant than ye olde time cars becuase now
they have talefins and larage exaust pipes and a engine with
many horse powars, so many that it would eat yuor kitchen
if yuo tryed to evan think about yuor kitchen!!! WOWOWOW!!!
Vin Diseal
and Paul Abbot are back as a street raceing king and undarcover
FIBI agent who has losted his badge in a gun show and must
get his respect back by inflitrating a undarcovar street raceing
circuit with all of teh drugs and booze and party chicks!!
There are sounds of screatching tires and motors running so
if yuo are afraids of loud noises liek a cerain fargot named
"Jerry" than yuo might want to go hoem and cry for
yuor mommas boob milk, ahahahaha boobs! Vin Diseal is a bald
headed man who might be black (I dont know) and he races minrorities
for there moneys although his dad was killed by a milk truck
hitting his face in a light wind. Will Paul Abbot be abal
to defeat teh Racing King of Flordia? I DONT KNOW WHICH IS
WHY I ASKED MY HOLLEYWOOD INSIDE SORES TO TELL ME!!!:
FROM:
Jurry
SUBJECT: THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS 2
Hello
Jeff K., I have some information for you about "The
Fast and the Furious 2". This looks like a very fast
paced, exciting movie, although it appears to have much
less special effects than all the other movies coming out
this year. For example, I did not see any trolls or elves
in this entire movie, and I saw a lot of it. There were
a few neat special effects, such as:
1)
The camera slowed down at one point,
2) A car did something that I don't remember,
3) The lava in Mount Doom looked very realistic.
But
other than that, it is up to the actor's charistma (sp?)
to carry this movie. There are many car races, some illegal
and some otherwise, and these car chases often end up with
somebody winning and the other person losing. Either way
you look at it, this movie is definitely a winner in 2003,
even though Vin Diseal's head is much more shiny than I
previously thought.
-
Jurry
PS: Jeff, if you don't start answering my messages, I'm
going to stop writing these. I have to do my math homework
anyway, so it's not like I'm doing these for fun. They're
really stupid and I hate your homepage, it's ugly. Also,
where is my Playstation? Why won't you answer me?
OOOOOH,
I LIEK CAR RACEING IN ITS MANEY FORMS! My flavorite part from
Teh Fast and Furryious 1 was when they were at teh party with
teh Mexicans and Vin Diseasl saids "this si my new homey!"
and teh tattoo man said "CARPA EL CHUPA DINERO, ESTIMAGO!!!"
and teh white guy was like "niggah what" and he
was liek "fu" and teh party went on and on until
teh brake of dawn. Also teh white guy made a date with teh
Vin Diseal sistar, and she was a Mexicane so I guess Vin Deseasl
si Mexian or a black Mexican man because honestley I dont
haev teh faggiest idea what he si, he must maeke a lot of
moneys from teh govarnment for being a vicious minority! I'M
A BLACK MAN ON TEH INSIDE SO GIVE ME MY MONEYS GOVARNMENT,
WORD TO TEH THIRD, HOLMES!!!! WHERE SI MY MONEYS GOVERNMENT,
PS WHERE SI MY MONEYS UGO TOO?!?!?!? I DONT KNOW!!!!!
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