2003
SUMMAR PREVIEW FOR "TEH XMEN 3"
STARRING
"Professior
Charles Zavier" - Captain John Luke Picard
"Wolferine" - Huge Jackman
"Storm" - Hill Billy
"Northstar " - A Drunk guy
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X-Man in EFFECT! I HATE COMICS BOOKS!!!
WAH!!! |
I didant
watch X-Man 1 becuase I hate Batman!!! So with taht out of
teh way, let me begin my preview for Exman 3, which takes
place 20 years before X-Man 2. I didant even know there was
an X-Man 2 but Jerry said he saw it and it was about a robots
takeing ovar teh worald with lazers and a stomping fury and
when it comes to fagot movies, Jerry si always right. Jerry
si afradi too go to teh movie theter though becuase he is
afraids of tath "DOLBY DIGITAL" noise it makes when
teh sound system is tuneing up for a plesant surprise! It
goes "BWWWWWWWHHEEEEEEEEEE" and when Jerry heard
taht for teh first time, he started crying like a school marm!!!
HAHAHAHAH! Evarybody in teh movie theatar was laughing at
him becuase it was soem movie about a cartoon bug taht Jerry
wanted too see and why would yuo be afraid of a cartoon bug?
YOU WOULDANT!!! BUT Jerry was crying and crying adn he had
too leave without help of a forklift to hoist him out of his
seat! HIS FAT ASS CRAWALED OUT WITH TEH HELP OF A BUTTAR ASSISTANT!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!
So this
movie is about suparheros with suparpowars, such as shots
teh litening, shots lazers, a guy with claw hands, somebody
who floats, a burping man, woman who has boobes, and maney
othar exxciteing things whitch I cant remembar because I am
too lazey to look it all up on Nerdcomiconline.com. I dont
read any comics because reading so for goofy peopal and I
got bettar things too do than read, liek I uses teh Intarnet
for a superhighway of sorts and amongst othar things, pearly
gates. luckily I haev a INDUSTRY INSIDAR who knows teh scoops
about thes movie, so lets go to him shall we???:
FROM:
Jrry
SUBJECT: THE X-MEN 3
Hello
Jeff K., I have some information for you about "The
X-Men 3". Out of all the summer movie releases I've
seen so far, I have to admit that this one looks like the
most exciting of the lot. Many people claim that the next
X-Men movie is "The X-Men 2," but I saw "The
X-Men 2" a month ago and I remember it, so I don't
know why everybody out there is lieing to me. I remember
it because it was the movie where Storm said "sit down,
Mr. Roboto" and then she made her powers of wind throw
a chair at a robot and I laughed because WTF is Mr. Roboto
anyway? LOL!
On
the special effects-o-meter, I would definitely give this
movie a 10+. They must have computer mother boards working
overtime to produce the special effects seen in this movie,
as there are simply so many marvels of the technological
age that you really have to wonder why we can't cure AIDS.
For example:
1)
Somebody (who can't in real life float) floats,
2) There is a large computer,
3) A very large building explodes (but they did not make
it explode in real life).
The
plot revolves around something involving a man who does
this thing to this other thing and then the X-Men must stop.
There are also many subplots, some focusing on the people
who hate mutants because this is an annallogie (sp?) for
racism and why we better stop being racist or else we will
get picked up and throw into the moon by a mutant Puerto
Rican child. All in all, this movie is very good and is
on my "cannot miss" list.
-
Jrry
PS: JEFF, I AM NOT WRITING ANY MORE OF THESE STUPID TIPS
UNTIL YOU GIVE ME MY PLAYSTATION BACK!
liek
I saids, teh comics books are for fargots and thes movie si
no exceptian. I REFFUSE TO WRITE ON THIS SUBJECT ANY LONGAR
OR ELSE I MIGHT BECOME A SEA ANEMEMONIE!!!! UGH!!!
So taht's
my exciteing movie preview excramagarnza for teh year 2003!
IT LOOKS liek there si a lot of good great movies comeing
out, so make sure yuo gets payed a lot of moneys at teh tire
changeing store to affords all teh movie tickets, jerkparty!
I AM going too saves up my allowance for years for thes year
so I can affrods to go to all of teh movies! WHAT AN EXCITEMEINGTEING
TIME!!!! Tahnks for reading my colamsn and now back to teh
intarnet!!!
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