SQUAWK! SQUAWK! The Eternal Chicken rules the heavens with an iron beak!

Hellhound gets pissy when you dress it up in 80's clothing.

Marcus Denning took a bet to take the temperature of the reactor core without wearing a radiation suit. Marcus won the bet, but he lost all chances of getting another human being to look at him without weeping from laughter. He also lost his sperm count too, but what the hell was he going to use that for anyway?!?

"WELCOME TO THE APOCALYPSE! I AM CHARLIE MANSON!"

Gregory Heinsack and his mother take a very endearing family photo. She even dressed up in her finest scarf!

DARK WIZARD: "Did you bring the 90-sided dice?"

RANGER RICK: "I thought you were supposed to."

MAGE MANDY: "How are we supposed to play Dungeons and Dragons now?"

TIN FOIL KNIGHT: "I made my costume from shit in the kitchen closet!"