Dear God. I'm not going to even bother asking what that water gun is filled with.

The Easter baskets are sabotaged by Nancy Thompkins! Sorry kids, but if you want any chocolate for Easter, you're going to have to dig it out of Nancy's stomach. All four of them.

The Fendel family makes wacky faces for the camera in hope to draw attention away from the decaying hag that snuck onto the photo.

RAWWWWR!!! CHECK PLEASE!!!

The Pie of the Month Club announces their newest member.

"Ain't nobody gonna steal my paisley women's dresses in my closet else they gonna get a face full of... bullets."

And this is why I never want to visit Hawaii again.