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NO,
DEAR GOD, WHY IS THIS HERE, WHY HAVE I SEEN THIS,
SOMEBODY KILL MY EYES |
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I
think these are two mannequins that were designed
by children who have been kept in a sensory depravation
tank for the past decade. If they are both human
than that's it, I quit.
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Hello
carnivores, you are very proud.
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Many
citizens of South Appleton can't afford to shop
at the K-Mart, so they use the Appleton Times to
dress their children and herd them off to retard
school where they're taught to stare blankly at
lampposts for hours with their mouths open. |
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IT'S
A SLOW RIDE, TAKE IT EAASSSY, YOU'RE IN CHEEEEMO. |
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Hey,
it's the Lard Express with Dark Chocolate leading
the train into a pit at Crisco Town, everybody get
on board and go to hell! |
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