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Frank
"Big Baby" Malone poses in his finest
wardrobe. Oddly enough, it's what he also wore to
his own funeral, which I attended and picketed.
I wanted to make a sign that said "SEE YOU
IN HELL, BIG BABY" but I didn't have any markers
so I just stole a sign that said "GORE / BUSH"
or something and turned it upside down and started
shouting "I LIKE IKE" and then I threw
up and fell down a hill and bam, suddenly I'm a
goddamn murder suspect, this town is a hellhole,
fuck all of you to hell and back. |
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Mitch
Palunta's got something large and hairy between
his legs, but unfortunately it's his wife, the Abominable
Nipple Whip. |
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GET
OFF MY COMPUTER SCREEN YOU GODDAMN POLICE PHOTO
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"ARRRRRRRR,
WALK ME PLANK, LANDLARDER." |
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These
braindead slagwhores were crouching around my
bushes and having a party and making a shitload
of noise so I shot out the support beams holding
up their deck and then finished the job by selling
their house to a Chinese couple who smelled like
a smokestack.
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Oh
hello, it is Fuckmaster MC Shitty White Clownhorse
Ass Jacket Pubic Face getting ready to wipe his
face oil all over the red light district in Appleton
City. Go back to the Salivation Army you colorblind
Martian shitbot. |
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