The West Appleton Mantrain derails and ends up in some poor sap's backyard. Good riddance.

Victim #1281. He wanted his pipes cleaned. I made him do it himself.

The Creeping Geek has been known to haunt libraries across the city. I don't really know what he does when he catches you, but it can't possibly be worse than looking directly at that godawful shirt he's wearing. Jesus, it's like somebody raided the "THROW THIS SHIT OUT" bin at Goodwill. Get a new pair of glasses, you jackass, those are obviously not working.

Margo Mondalis attempts to smuggle two 18 year old children into the movie theater. That shirt has enough reinforced fabric to cover and support the Twin Towers.

Oh, it appears the NRA is in town. Get the fuck off my lawn, you greasyhaired pussbags, you're making my property value drop by simply existing. And stay away from my bushes, I don't want them catching any disease from you.

MEGAPIMP CANNOT BE STOPPED! RUN! HIDE! NO IT IS TOO LATE, MEGAPIMP CATCHES A WHIFF OF HI-KARATE, YOU ARE DOOMED.