The Eyeball Wizard summons Ugliness +7. He is unstoppable!

After a particularly exciting Garth Brooks concert, Marcus Raymonds does a little partying of his own. Looking good there, Doctor Charisma.

"ROWWWWRRRRR! Jesus Christ! It's Telly Savalis in drag! ROWWWWRRRWWWRR!!!"

The White Trash Terminator. Hey Ace, you got some shit on your face. It looks like your nose dumped a couple turds above your lip.

HOT DONKEY ON DONKEY ACTION!!!

Mike Garrings is the first human being to ever have Muskie Leeches grafted onto his face. He lost his eyebrows during a fateful incident involving his frat brothers, a cigarette lighter, and somebody's exposed ass.