Why yes ladies, I am single!

Lump enough zit cream on this bastard's ugly mug and his entire head will disappear.

Oh what a life, shitty booze and a computer screen. You sir, are the king of kings.

THE COMET PASSED BY THE EARTH AND REVIVED THE DEAD, QUICK, EVERYBODY HEAD FOR THE HILLS!

Hooray, the Kool Aid man jacked off into their shampoo.

The Bathtub Dominatrix. If they had been cleaning their pipes regularly, this horrid freak of nature wouldn't have been spit up from the drain. That's what you idiots get for shaving off your pubic hairs in the shower.

Oh what a pleasant dining experience in South Appleton. It's only a matter of second before Barbara Streuss (on the left) becomes the dessert platter.