Frankenstein's abominable, moronic, raving in-law relatives. Each colorful layer of their shoes represents a time I kicked their scrawny, worthless, candy asses at the Home Depot. By the end of next week, those stupid shoes are going to be at least 17 feet tall.

Hello Kitty says "hello shitbags."

"I'M HAVING COMPUTER SEX WITH A HOT AND MUSCULAR 24 YEAR OLD PUERTO RICAN BOY! I SURE HOPE MY FAT LOSER KID DOESN'T FIND OUT!"

"I'M HAVING COMPUTER SEX WITH A BIG BREASTED 24 YEAR OLD SWEDISH SUPERMODEL! I SURE HOPE MY BLOATED, DOUGHY, PASTY MOM DOESN'T FIND OUT!"

Mutants from the deep.

"STARE... INTO... MY... EYES...

YOU CAN FEEL YOURSELF GETTING UGLIER... AND UGLIER... SOON YOU SHALL WANT TO MOVE TO SOUTH APPLETON... THEN YOU WILL BE MAGNETICALLY DRAWN TO CLIFF'S BUSHES AND YOU'LL TRAMPLE HIS MAGNOLIAS..."

Dr. Freakshow claims another victim.