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Denise
Wadworth, professional parrot trainer. She trains
her birds to look as embarassing as she does. Lookin
good there Polly, now wipe those streams of drool
off your fucking chin. |
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I
fucking hate ravers. Raving Fruit Boy wears stupidass
jewelry so he'll be the coolest kid at the Nitrous
Oxide tent. I'd like to break a lamp in his face. |
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Man-Nun
smokes a Tampon. Keep it up, fool. |
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TWO
THUMBS UP FOR OSCAR WILDE! MORON. |
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Pat
Bryons works at some computer place by the mall.
He says "If you're looking for the rest of
the tech department, you might want to look in my
sandwich." |
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The
Gay Brothers found a homeless drifter and invited
him to their man-party. Everybody aboard the meat
train! WOO!
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