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This
is Eddie the Trombone King. I advised him to get
some ass cream before that pasty ass rash spread
to the rest of his body, but then I realized that
was his face. I hate him and wish he dies. |
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Hahaha,
Sarah the Gothic Pig and Frank the Gothic Janitor
get married after watching Robert Smith's last concert
on Betamax. The wine is embalming fluid. I think
all goths are idiots and I'd like to break their
necks. These two are no exception. |
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This
is Dancing Weenie. Dancing Weenie busts a move while
his friend attempts to shove an entire horseshoe
into her mouth. One day she'll reach her dream of
having a head that looks like a football, but until
then she'll have to settle for dancing with some
fuckhead who likes showing off his beautiful ribcage. |
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Some
couple in East Appleton. A couple of what, I don't
know. Who's the man in the family?!? No seriously,
I can't tell. |
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BECAUSE
ALL THE HUMANS ASKED FOR $40 BEFORE THEY LET ME
KISS THEM. ARNOLD THE DOG MOLESTER LIVES DOWN THE
STREET FROM DENNY'S. |
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Hooray!
The winner is crowned in the "Who Wants to
Be a Fucking Dork?" gameshow.
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