Mark Funkhouser and Frances Semler: Evil Racists!
Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser recently appointed a 73 year-old grandma to the Department of Parks and Recreation. BAD MOVE, MISTER WIZARD!
Clay Chastain - Crazy, or Simply Insane?
Finally an article to appease the nonstop mob of readers demanding news on Kansas City, light rail, and Clay Chastain.
ValueClick Wants You... To Delete Your Content!
ValueClick attempts to protect all the Avenged Sevenfold readers who masturbate to Flintstone porn by demanding SA delete a bunch of articles. Why? Find out!
Google Hates Something Awful
Something Awful compares the services of Google, Microsoft Live, and Yahoo... and discovers something slightly disturbing.
Won't Somebody Think of the Bloggers?
I've been getting death threats for years. The internet was founded on death threats. So how is a blogger getting one considered news?
Check Me Out!
Rich 'Lowtax' Kyanka lobbies Congress for the right to murder people who write checks in public places.
Silent Hill 5 Exclusive Scoops!
Something Awful has the newest, hottest exclusive scoops on the upcoming survival horror game, Silent Hill 5!
Web 2.0
We've all heard about it, yet nobody knows what it is. What the hell is Web 2.0 anyway?
