Thank you IFC, Whitest Kids U Know!
I think IFC and The Whitest Kids U Know for giving us cold hard cash in exchange for running an advertising campaign! Win / win!
Of Sex and Childbirth, Part I
Haha when you have sex a wiener enters the hole where the woman pees, oh man that's great!!!
Network Solutions Lacks Solutions for Domain Name Hijacking
Some random goober took advantage of a hole in Network Solutions' security, redirecting our site for up to a week. Then, to top it all off, they're real big jerks about it too.
Mark Funkhouser and Frances Semler: Evil Racists!
Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser recently appointed a 73 year-old grandma to the Department of Parks and Recreation. BAD MOVE, MISTER WIZARD!
Clay Chastain - Crazy, or Simply Insane?
Finally an article to appease the nonstop mob of readers demanding news on Kansas City, light rail, and Clay Chastain.
ValueClick Wants You... To Delete Your Content!
ValueClick attempts to protect all the Avenged Sevenfold readers who masturbate to Flintstone porn by demanding SA delete a bunch of articles. Why? Find out!
Google Hates Something Awful
Something Awful compares the services of Google, Microsoft Live, and Yahoo... and discovers something slightly disturbing.
Won't Somebody Think of the Bloggers?
I've been getting death threats for years. The internet was founded on death threats. So how is a blogger getting one considered news?
Check Me Out!
Rich 'Lowtax' Kyanka lobbies Congress for the right to murder people who write checks in public places.
Silent Hill 5 Exclusive Scoops!
Something Awful has the newest, hottest exclusive scoops on the upcoming survival horror game, Silent Hill 5!
Web 2.0
We've all heard about it, yet nobody knows what it is. What the hell is Web 2.0 anyway?
Wal*Mart - A Wretched Hive of Scum
The Lee's Summit Wal*Mart and the grotesque creatures inhabiting it.
F**k this s**t!!!
Advertisers dictate what words are considered
Free Laptops >>> CLIK HERE <<<
Lowtax wants free laptops just like all the other crummy bloggers out there
